You know what, I preferred using Apple stuff when people told me I was a dick for using it. Thanks to Wall St, that might happen again soon.

Hey, can anyone recommend any tech blogs that are covering tech news at the moment?

@edgarwright I am at work right now, you could have least tagged that as NSFW.

Hey, I am going to say it, Windows 8 isn’t that bad. It lacks some focus and needs adjusting, it’s not really broken.

Think what you will, but Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is the best of the Bond films.

@mike_ftw I don't need that automated, thank you very much.

I apparently got suspensed from Google+ for using this nickname, and only noticed because I logged in to delete my web history.

What is it about doorways, bottom of stairs/escalators, that makes them so comfortable for morons to stand at?

If I've paid for an app, no matter how much, and it starts advertising to me (no matter how subtly), instantadelete.

When they make this McAfee movie, can I play myself as the anonymous Internet guy on a private forum who says “cunt” a lot?

@withtimferguson I like outsiders not liking the place, keeps rush hour down to 15 mins.

So, it turns out that I have spent 1/3 of my entire life as a member on one awesome web forum. 33.3%. Of. My. Life.

I hate when people make things with love, I'd rather they make things with competence.

Still completely bewildered by the new-to-me widespread popularity of Daft Punk.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

A scotch derived hangover is a worthy hangover.

The only good thing Monday ever did was to pair up with Blue and get into the music business.

Never ever let anyone in your office think you are the “IT guy”. Ever.

Turns out the number Telstra gives you to port your number goes to (after an hour on hold) someone who can’t do the porting. #onholdforever

Woke up from the worst nightmare - dreamt I had to redevelop this horrid legacy app in SharePoint. Still have the shakes.