If you aren't in @larryfuckingks tonight then you have no soul! #kubball #lfk #rcjh

@thecastpattern is playing tonight @replaylounge with @jeebus_crisps on vocals. I'm hard.

Tomorrow's show should have Poison The Well and From Autumn To Ashes on it.

@milwaukeesb3st @66oh44 I would never rhyme bean with clean.

He sees you when you're pooping, he watches you go pee. He wants to touch your ding.

@themercinater don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Playing Nas "Black President" in honor of Obama being reelected. Fuck the haters.

I always come up with the best lyrics on the way to work in the morning. #histories

@barryyourdead I'll have a track for you to listen to tonight or tomorrow to see if you want to slap dat bass with us!

Dry salad with fruits and veggies because I'm fat and don't want to be fat no mo.

Bayside. 👎👎👎 bring on From Autumn To Ashes.

I could never swallow your false idea of a lifeless happy ending

The dinosaur I need is 42,000 and I just dropped 37,000 to upgrade my meat harbor. #jurassicparkproblems

Id you've never listened or liked this record in your lifetime I have to question your judgement. http://t.co/lo2aZh4a

I really identify with black culture.

What's proper boner etiquette at a nude beach?

Hi Lawrence, let's get weird.

I poop way too much.

The people of @larryfuckingks are the best extended family ever.

Drunk with @eringobooze @bebyjessie @sandwiches666 @faderslider @jthefree47 #sorrynotsorry