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Too many people charmed & rendered complacent by the *idea* of doing or being something, rather than actually doing or being that something.
Happy 121st birthday to Howard Phillips Lovecraft.
Default bro on NJ Transit train brown bagging a Red Bull and shouting into his phone that he's gonna CRUSH IT this weekend, bro.
I dreamt that instead of THE GREAT GATSBY everyone on the subway was pretending to read THE HANGOVER 3 + FAST & FURIOUS 6 novelizations
I wake dystopic - until I get coffee. Then I'm immortal, like the Sean Young replicant in the non-unicorn cut of BLADE RUNNER. #javaspoilers
Guessing drunk chick that just got cold-cocked by hot bendy leg-swinging go-go dancer on bar feels no pain since she just gave a war cry.
College should have a mandatory class called "How to Ask Questions Without Mumbling or Burying The Lede With Superfluous Origin Stories 101"
Dear Twitter: "Pls RT" = no RT.
The "seen" ✔ that appears in sent Facebook messages: an insidiously & exquisitely gossamer thread in the web of online passive-aggression
Over the years I've cultivated a signature style best interpreted as "wear tops as dresses" or "everyday is Butt Day."