If you can only choose one favorite, jaw-dropping, panaromic pic from the NYC storm make it this one = http://t.co/SVLEk3E3

Too many people charmed & rendered complacent by the *idea* of doing or being something, rather than actually doing or being that something.

Happy 121st birthday to Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

Dear @twitter: I dismiss every single promoted tweet I see on my feed without hesitation.

RIP Robert Chew ("Proposition Joe" on THE WIRE). He also coached the child actors playing the students in Season Four =  http://j.mp/VbS3EW 

I am drunk and have great boobs so feel sexytime tonight pic.twitter.com/6T9oTQmIBr

Default bro on NJ Transit train brown bagging a Red Bull and shouting into his phone that he's gonna CRUSH IT this weekend, bro.

I dreamt that instead of THE GREAT GATSBY everyone on the subway was pretending to read THE HANGOVER 3 + FAST & FURIOUS 6 novelizations

I wake dystopic - until I get coffee. Then I'm immortal, like the Sean Young replicant in the non-unicorn cut of BLADE RUNNER. #javaspoilers

Instagram's new ToS: Instagram (& Facebook) can use/sell your photos w/out permission or photo credit.  http://bit.ly/ZEM146  [@stwnextness]

Guessing drunk chick that just got cold-cocked by hot bendy leg-swinging go-go dancer on bar feels no pain since she just gave a war cry.

Circling last call and hussing it up pic.twitter.com/ruYFkw0VwF

Kitty Nights was killer brill! Kudos to @femappeal @neilofortune @dollydebutante @dottiedynamo @sadisticseraph @thechericola @scooterpiexo!

College should have a mandatory class called "How to Ask Questions Without Mumbling or Burying The Lede With Superfluous Origin Stories 101"

Dear Twitter: "Pls RT" = no RT.

Dear FarmVille + MafiaWars fanatics: your Facebook apps share your private info & identity w/out permission = http://bit.ly/d1M7ca (via WSJ)

RT @swingsetlife: Retweet if you have a gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered friend in your life that you love & accept unconditionally.

Stop-motion animation of Super Mario Bros. with Post-It Notes + classroom wall = http://bit.ly/cALNsg

The "seen" ✔ that appears in sent Facebook messages: an insidiously & exquisitely gossamer thread in the web of online passive-aggression

Over the years I've cultivated a signature style best interpreted as "wear tops as dresses" or "everyday is Butt Day."