@tigerblade's (Tigerblade) recently faved Tweets...
OH: "Yeah, we're going out for drinks later."

'Sinner.'

"Well if we don't sin then Jesus died for nothing."

'...'
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jeffhesterbehindyourback
I really need to start playing with YQL more. This could be a really fun thing to use... so many possibilities.
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spullara
Select a secure password? You betcha. Mine'll be so secure even *I* won't remember it when I come bac... um... oh crap.
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LeMouchichibehindyourback
I will never understand people at a sports bar loudly cheering for their team. THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU but unfortunately I can.
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baileygenineiamjustcarabehindyourback
Him: "You'd think it'd move those 'unmovable' files out of the way."

Me: Uh... what part of that doesn't sound silly to you?
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joeschmitt
@MeetingBoy Sounds like a robust plan. Way to be proactive - are you sure you have the bandwidth to take that on?
@tigerblade in reply to MeetingBoy
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MeetingBoy
Pet Peeve: being told to "log on" to a web site. This isn't 1998 and you aren't "logging on" through AOL anymore.
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simontarriamjustcara
Hello, gym. It's been a while since last we did battle.

I fear this won't end well for either of us.

Well, mostly for me.
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baileygenineiamjustcara
Tech support rep claimed to have only 4 unsolved support tickets in 2.5 years. I just made it 5.

Poor guy.
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baileygenineiamjustcara
Parents are coming over for dinner. Gotta clean the apartment, hide the dead bodies, and get food started. All in a day's work.
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tappssimontarr
Why yes, I did request that book to be picked up at the same library it's from, so they fetch it for me. NO *YOU'RE* LAZY.
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joeschmittsimontarr
"How can I find out the file name of this file right here?"

Um... click it? Seriously, these are the questions I get.
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MeetingBoysimontarr
Woman leading this teleconference keeps saying "aboot."

I keep waiting for her to apologize for something.
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urkillingmesimontarriamjustcara
The gods of corporate America saw fit to order up enough cases of the Mondays to last me the whole week.
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urkillingmeiamjustcara
Hey FedEx. Where's the GPS tracking on your trucks so I have a better idea of my order's status than "In Transit"?

21st century my ass.
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iamjustcaraurkillingmejoeschmitt
If my coworkers had any idea how much Twitter material they provide, I'm pretty sure they'd never speak to me again.

I'm okay with that.
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urkillingmeiamjustcara
Can we just skip all the "ugh monday" and "ugh tuesday" tweets and jump to the "aahhhh, it's saturday" part?
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avi1111iamjustcara
Report said "teens don't Twitter" but judging by how often the Jonas Brothers show up as Trending Topics, I beg to differ.
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tophe1000
Hey, you should really try out these newfangled things called phone and e-mail rather than having to constantly "swing by" my desk.
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avi1111iamjustcara
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