@buzz72b @realrobbwells Drunk and on Drugs just won a Digi Award for best use of social media i.e. FUCKING AWESOME!!! Congrats all!

I approve of this message. Why Everybody's Wrong About Gingers  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/why-everybodys-wrong-about-gingers … via @buzzfeed

Clearing out my email archives today. Award for weirdest message I received this year - "this better be Robb Wells". Um. No. What?

HOLY SHIT, just got tickets to see John Cleese on 13th Sept in Halifax at the Cohn. There's about 10 tix left if you're fucking quick!

I just managed to fit eight "fucks" into one sentence. I feel quite proud. Also, it's that kind of morning. #fuckfuckfucketc

@ajcrowley I can't stop repeating it after them. Frigging birds.

@thecrawdaddy That's about a minute more than I can manage... it's like Facebook without the cat pictures. #YAWN

@wordengineer "I don't remember holding a gun to your head" I say that a lot.

I don't remember this episode of Trailer Park Boys... is Jeff Tremblay behind this?  http://www.amazon.com/Trailer-Park-Boys-Volume-ebook/dp/B00C8WJZ04/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kstore_1 …

New #TPB3 movie is so funny even the title on my pay cheque made me LOL :) Congrats to @mikeclattenburg & Co for getting 'er done. #WRAPPED

Happy 420 Day to my 420 Day-celebrating friends... have fun on Parliament Hill today!

@ajcrowley Just remember there is no turbulence on earth that can down a plane. Also, start drinking now. It helps.

I meant a barrelful of monkeys, not cocks. I don't know why I said cocks. It's not cocks. Forget I said cocks. #notCOCKS

Too many goodbyes recently. To my dear friends, please look after yourselves, eat right, and don't start any weird shit like skydiving.

For fuck’s sake people NEVER INJECT WEED IN YOUR BUTT “@meganlechelt WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TO THIS #weedkills pic.twitter.com/TTNhaADWKj”

Holy fuck, that was a fun day on set. @mikeclattenburg @msmithbubbles @realrobbwells 'twas a pleasure, gentlemen!

Trailer Park Boys set, I am in you!

Not saying I'm getting excited about my trip to Sunnyvale next week, but I've already packed. #TPB3

@delvinahde Bjork kicking the shit out of me would be a welcome distraction, lol

I once accidently grabbed a guy's cock on a bus when the driver slammed on the brakes. It's funny which memories stay with you.