Disgusting. Only cowards force others to live in fear. #prayforboston

sometimes you pick 0 out of 4 Final Four teams correctly and you lose 30 dollars. #sometimes

Salty, salty ISU fans. #reeeelax.

Probably like 6 things. 1 being a really cool hat.

wouldn't hate it if you guys started calling me Ranger Rick

Kick the ball into the hoop for 4 points. Yes?

There's a bird in our house, so come over if you want to play.

"Guess what? Guess what? Guess what, though? Don't hate me. Don't hate me, guys." - Dennis Rodman

I wish I was as cool as Rod Stewart.

@collinenstad @kimenstad what Taniqua does to me is not "wrestling". #bruises

Tipton boys beat Durant in first round of 2A playoffs. Smells like potatoes.

Jack White. What a beautiful man.

"Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright." - Andre 3000

Damn it Jon! pic.twitter.com/VFB3I1hh

@gloveybear Clear eyes. Full eyes. Can't eyes.

I want Fran to scream at my face for my birthday.

Lee Corso looks at the wrong camera 90 percent of the time he's on air. Fact.

I need someone good with photoshop to put my face on the faces of puppies. It's relevant, I promise.

And I didn't find it until I finished the glass. So I think I'm technically pregnant with spiders.

There is no greater shame than having to eat a @pancheros burrito with a fork. I'm sorry, Dad.