@tikilovegod's (Josh Thomson) most faved Tweets...
Sure, I remember 9/11. That was the day it stopped being okay to have differing political views in this country.
She lies and says she likes dry bread.
Can't find the butter, man.
She dreams of oleomargarine.
Can't find the butter, man.
Can't find the butter, man.
She dreams of oleomargarine.
Can't find the butter, man.
I've always had a hard time taking Blackberry-style phones seriously. To me, they look like the latest evolution in calculator watches.
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If your cover band is only a rhythm guitar and a drum kit, you do not get to play "Piano Man." I really shouldn't have to state this rule.
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Hey, neat! Nordstrom carries Ed Hardy belts in kid sizes. Must be a part of their Li'l Douchebags line.
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Ask your doctor if Prescribing Yourself Medications You Saw On Television Commercials is right for you.
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Oranges: Kind Of A Pain In The Ass If You Don't Have Fingernails. (Brought to you by the Society Of Well-Groomed Men Trying To Eat Oranges.)
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Back from a day at the faire. Got a new-style sporran to go with my kilt. I call it a neo-sporran.
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Me: I'm so tired of being snowed under at work.
Her: It's a Winter Wonderland of Shit!
Me: Yippee. I can build a shitman.
Her: It's a Winter Wonderland of Shit!
Me: Yippee. I can build a shitman.
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Thought for the day: Fans of SF (television, comics, whatever) who complain about continuity don't really want continuity. They want stasis.
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Christmas catalogs in the mail and decorations at the craft store already? It's beginning to look a lot like desperation.
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20 years later, I still get bits of the Dragnet Rap stuck in my head. Is this what getting old is going to be like?
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What do you call a pickle that has not been in the brine long enough?
"A cucumber" is only partially right.
The correct answer is: gross.
"A cucumber" is only partially right.
The correct answer is: gross.
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Doctor Who is the UK's idea of a kid's show. Hannah Montana is the US's. If the next generation has jetpacks, they won't be American-made.
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The proof that I really needed coffee this morning lies in the fact that I completely forgot to pick some up on my way to work.
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