Most people think "you're so skinny, just eat more" is more acceptable than "you're so fat, just eat less". There's actually no difference.

A great man was born this day whose message changed the world and gave us the principles by which we live. Happy birthday, Isaac Newton.

Apparently, some severely abused dog made it to the news and the Filipina maid that was nearly killed by her employer did not. Shut up.

Very satisfied with @lenovo’s warranty and replacement program. Quick, easy, 0% drama.

An 11-year-old girl was gang raped and people are saying it was her fault. I hate humanity. http://t.co/cQY3iFm?opt_new=t&opt_fb=t

My idea for saving the internet: instead of CAPTCHA, one has to answer a reading/comprehension question before being allowed to comment.

Not asking much but people should give credit to the people who make the long journey to see them.

The way people nowadays reach into their pocket and pull out a smartphone to check the time is like a return to 19th century pocket watches!

The best part of conceited jokes is you don’t care if nobody gets them.

Fruit Ninja and Halfbrick's other iOS games are all free today. Get it while you can!

I have yet to see any news item that depicts James Holmes as a “terrorist” or “murderer”. He’s always either “deranged” or a “gunman”.

Mind that, some people on Facebook look more affected about Steve quitting his job than their actual selves not having a job at all.

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ - Wonderful. Don't miss the video where she reacts to the website.

As a matter of fact, people DO judge a book by its cover. You can fight or ignore this reality as fiercely as you want, it'll never change.

It’s all fun and games until they start retweeting their mentions. *mutes*

Noticed that “couple shirts” are cute ONLY when the couple is cute. Otherwise, they should avoid them and just continue loving each other.

@krizzy_kalerqui Bongga sa kachakahan.

Know thine enemy, mostly so you don't become them.

RIP Jerry Nelson, voice of Count Von Count on Sesame Street. You’re the first mathematician I knew.

@tokinted This reminds me of the years my mom struggled and survived cancer, and how lucky I am to have such a strong person in my life.