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I forgot it was Yom Kippur and came into work today. Then I went back home and remembered I'm not Jewish.
Good thing it's not called "Daylight Savings & Loan" or we probably would've lost two hours this year.
One day scientists will create robots so uninspired and boring, that they will ultimately replace the jobs of Coldplay.
If I were president and had the power to destroy any country, I would choose to get rid of country music.
Can't wait to turn back the clocks on Sunday. I’ll finally get a refund for that hour wasted on ‘The Jay Leno Show.’
It’s possible that Twitter can increase my productivity.
Related: ‘Twitter’ would be a cute name for a helper monkey.
Related: ‘Twitter’ would be a cute name for a helper monkey.
My favorite part of the First Thanksgiving story is when the pilgrims learned about the four day weekend.
Sarah Palin's book has now sold over 1 million copies.
Related: Over 1 million tables with uneven legs have recently stopped wobbling.
Related: Over 1 million tables with uneven legs have recently stopped wobbling.
My boss just called me a “space cadet.” You know what that means?
I’m one step closer to my dream of becoming an astronaut!
I’m one step closer to my dream of becoming an astronaut!
With all this pressure to spend money and buy people gifts, people are completely forgetting the religious aspect of Cyber Monday.
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