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I have a date with chips, salsa, and guacamole...licks thumb and slicks eyebrows to the sides.
I'll be a loyal follower. One who will star and RT your tweets, even the lame and whiney ones. I'm Peter Gibbons & I approved this message.
If we must go shopping, I want to try you on in the dressing room.
You should come over...like, right now.
I use ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.
My penis is tingling right now.
Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant...may have to stay sober for that one.
According to my neighbor bitch, I'm an ungodly man...just such an ass.