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I don't know why English has so many silent letters, like the k in knock. And invisible letters, like the k in dictatorship.
Occasionally a little sarcasm slips in to my tweet stream.
You probably won't notice it though.
Favstar database is 70GB now. 70GB of dick and fart jokes.
So mom has an Android phone. She’s somehow downloaded an unofficial Favstar app. It shows porn on the loading screen. Thanks Google.
Yes I run a porn site. It was an accident.
Tweeting bullshit since day 1™
Do these tweets make me look like I'm fucking procrastinating?
Related: our first day in the USA taught me that I didn't previously know the meaning of obesity.
Is there a movie Jason Statham is in where he never touches a gun?
There's no such thing as too many tacos.
I don't remember his name, but I could draw a picture of his avatar for you.
Owning a sugar plantation would be pretty sweet.
Dear Mayans, please explain that story one more time. A little more slowly perhaps?
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