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In heaven all of the comments sections are disabled.
Why don't they make tiny condoms?
Own it like you've known it.
Brought a knife to a cock fight. ?
Sharkskin wallet week?
Million dollar idea: dumpster baby cribs.
Some day my Prince Harry will come.
Pretty sure that at some point I'll end up with a tattoo of a bellybutton on my lower back.
Please stop asking me about my passive-aggressive need for attention.
I miss asbestos. :(
"Nothing tastes as good as light feels." - Kate Moth
Seriously considering taking down some of my Kirk Cameron Tiger Beat posters.
There's special place in hell for people who say that there's a special place in hell.
Calling in sick due to "nude Prince Harry photos" to work today.
Remind me to show you my "Kanye West might be a judge on American Idol?" face.
There is no "I" in tag team. :(
I just tried to star a missed call on my phone.
Does anyone have a creative juicer I can borrow?
Looking forward to some legitimate food for lunch.