Det er hipt at ligne en vagabond og grød er blevet trendy. Fortæl mig at vi ikke er midt i en depression.

Waiting for #Mubarak to plug @kennethcole's spring collection.

@krautwald Regex ligner Anders And bandeord: “Hvad [\^$.|?*+(){} laver du?”

Fabregas wins his first title with #barca after ten minutes of play. He didn't win any silverware at #arsenal in ~20.000 minutes.

It takes more than a new font to change an evil empire. You need to rebrand: new logo & tagline + fewer bombs on top of afghan children.

Watching the #ipad2 event on your #ipad1, is like reading the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition of your wifes tired chest.

Did this Pac-Man stencil with @grapefrugten last night. http://t.co/94Sd8b6

Being on an airplane allows me to dedicate time to my REAL job - fighting the zombie horde with my army of heroic plants.

Dance is not a genre, it's an order!

Letter from Mick Jagger to Andy Warhol: http://bit.ly/3VgRuY

Not to harsh your buzz, but I like to remind all norwegians that you tied with Iceland at home last year in the WC Qualifiers. #eurovision

Bomberman massively multiplayer in HTML5. Awesome!  http://bombermine.com/ 

Hey guys? This ACTA thing, are we pro or con?

Perfect @rodigansreggae intro on this set by @jah_bushi http://t.co/vH2ONc3B

Not so much *hope* for Pakistani rescuers and funeral goers. A whole heap of *change*, though.

http://t.co/UPDcyofz

"In Russian roulette, is it best to go first?" http://t.co/WPRqNHsc

The "G" in G-string stands for groin.

Just sayin'

Dec. 7. "You're better than that, Kureigu": http://t.co/NkY8dcHp

#decemberdoodle

@rune_ha http://t.co/AEZjuRF8

1. Click "Start Download".
2. Run the .exe file to install.
3. Enjoy the Fun Content!

Nothing brings the fun like a good old .exe-file.