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Today I picked the first vegetable from my garden. I named her Terri Schiavo. #TooSoon
The govt's new anti-smoking ads made me think. Does the woman w/ the stoma constantly have to tell her husband "No you can't fuck it!"?
Please for the love of Thor, say Binders of Teachers
Haven't said it in a while, but going to college was the worst financial decision I ever made. Wish I could return the fucking degrees.
I like craft beer and making snarky, passive aggressive comments about religion and conservatives.