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#VeteranComic tells crowds nightly, "Our parents hit us and we turned out okay!" Lives in his car and begs strangers for approval.
"Watertown businesses" are closed. Just go ahead and say "sub shops."
#VeteranComic bravely tries for a hand-for-the-troops/birthdays-in-the-crowd/country-rap trifecta and tears an ACL.
#VeteranComic asks two guys in front row if they're here on a date. When lovely gay couple answers "yes," suffers debilitating aneurysm.
Amazing song. @baratunde this definitely fits the #howtobeblack movement. Listen all the way through. http://t.co/9U4PMg12
#VeteranComic assumes female opener is a waitress. Still asks her for an order of chicken fingers after she corrects him.
Working with @lpizzle, Dan Boulger, and Harrison Stebbins at @nickscomedystop tonight for a fancy schmancy benefit show.
When I decided to start paying attention to Twitter, I didn't know how much I'd be hearing about @thejasonmarcus 's dong.
@ejmurphycomedy Stay safe, kid. Don't stop believing.
Who can I DM this joke to to bear witness that it exists?
@realdonaldtrump Well, no shit, genius.
#VeteranComic wants to get Montreal so he can take advantage of free health care system and have that cyst looked it.
#VeteranComic supplements road gig income by trying to re-sell tiny motel soaps on Etsy.
@mrseansullivan #VeteranComic name drops Bill Hicks liberally while repacking his prop trunk for the 10:00 show
What the fuck? @havefunboston: Come to Mottley's Presents The Dress Up Show at @mottleyscomedy #boston - - http://ow.ly/f7aGF
@angiefrissore @marmel I keep the two of you in separate chambers in my brain and I'd appreciate it if you'd quit crossing the streams.
@angiefrissore Doesn't it violate journalistic ethics to be funnier than the people you're covering? Knock it off!
@rajsivaraman What we've learned here today is that @joshgondelman and @lpizzle are some provincial cookie-hating SOBs
@angiefrissore You'll be happy to know that as far as my two boys know, Disney doesn't even exist. Screw that saccharine bullshit.
For John Dillinger, in hopes he is still alive.
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