When I say "What?", it doesn't mean I didn't hear you, I'm just giving you a chance to change what you said.......

OMG, Willmont is sooo snarky and unlikeable. I bet she was a mean girl in high school. #jodiarias

Ladelvice #utensilsongs

In The movie of the #jodiarias trial, Nurmi will be portrayed by.......Jaba the Hut. Wilmont will be played by Velma from Scooby Do.

#dool I can't believe they're doing in Nicoles baby again. I'm pissed. Why??

Watching Honey Boo Boo making armpit farts......My life sucks.

Racism is alive and well in the Republican Right...shame on them.

Say, "I want a math debate" really fast.

If life gives you melons...you might be dyslexic

My vagina's name is Charlotte. I know there is an abundance of cob webs down there.

#jodiarias trial consuming my life...(starting to find Juan Martenez strangely attractive)

I may not have testicles....but, I DO have balls.

Sleeping in Seattle #BoringMovies

OMG...Nancy Grace just tweeted the hashtag #FreezerBaby . WTF was she thinking???

Octo-Mom #WorstStripperNames

No more drunk-humping potted trees. #SnookisNewYearsResolutions

my Phone just rang and it was Newt Gingrich campaign, calling me.....those folks must be on crack,

I freakin' live in a 'King of the Hill' episode. I know all those people.

#TwitterQueens united. @janiceb937 @doriskoalagirl @cullengurl17 @kathryn1317 @melsmic @shae_3 @tashaeva @cullengurl17

Should be a law against toilet paper dingle-berries.....