. @xboxsupport i have a problem with my xbox, the cd tray is jammed how do i fix http://t.co/CGeJf10T

A lot of people say that social media is making us all dumber, but I not think that.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, a hipster has bought the soundtrack on limited edition vinyl.

RT this if your Twitter followers give you major boners that are hard.

If God isn’t real then how did beep boopity flip floppity gumbo chops? Christians: 0, Atheists: 0, Bill Cosby: 10. CHECKMATE

greatest atheist/christian debate image I have seen in awhile http://t.co/9TEglFSN

only 1 million people in the world only 1 million people in the world only 1 million people in the world http://t.co/Q3ldkU5r

99% of teens would rather drink justin bieber's semen than the blood of christ if ur one of the 1% still keepin it real w/ communion RT this

RT if you like butts and like to punch them

if your last name is Blunt, then that's pretty cool

Doesn't matter how hot that person is or how intimidating or how powerful they are. At one point they had explosive diarrhea.

This person poses a good question http://t.co/qXJAzEpB

A popular singer dies: America gives a shit. Thousands die in Syria: America doesn't give a shit. #WhitneyHouston #Syria #merica

How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb, and five to dance for no fucking reason.

Da fuck ? http://t.co/mYgjlEU3

Know what your children are texting, learn these common "codes" to find out. http://t.co/FSvpfzuz

hey megaman watcha thinkin about http://t.co/prsDFSbb

I just told some 12 year old kid that the word "jizz" is slang for "vanilla ice cream". Hopefully that doesn't come back to haunt me.

If you don't know what SOPA is, and is about, you don't deserve to use the Internet. #SOPA #wikipediablackout

Help, I am in love with my abortion doctor! *weeps for humanity* http://t.co/rO9phL2