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Those who question why I am so crazy have obviously not met my basket case of a family.
What if after death you get to see all the dreams people had of you.
I DEMAND YOU TO HANDLE MY CRAZY
I will remain humble in my quest to find someone who also understands the true meaning of loving another person.
"I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive."
Taylor Swift is such a pussy ass bitch, it annoys me.
Please buy me booze
Is a pregnant woman in toga pants as unattractive as a fat chick in yoga pants?
But I never shut the door when I pee
It would be nice for someone to actually return the love and respect that I give them. Open your eyes people.
If you're going to ask me to follow you, AT LEAST have interesting tweets. Is that too much to ask for?
My husband didn't get his drivers license till he was like 2 months from his 21st bday
I'm eating cereal at 9:59 p.m. because it's one of the few things that's not illegal so far.
Okay, okay I admit it... once the poop starts getting wild I shut the door.
My mom came over yesterday to help make wedding decorations and once we were done she says "those are so adorbs"
Milf. Trophy Wife. Wild. Mysterious. Funny. Down to Earth. Opinionated. Spiritual Gangster. Hear me Roar.