I repeat: Samaritans 08457909090 You might not need this number this Christmas but one of your followers may, so please RT #StandUpSpeakOut

Samaritans 08457909090 ...You might not need this number this Christmas but one of your followers may, So please RT... #StandUpSpeakOut

B&Q - for all your #sexdungeon supplies  http://lockerz.com/s/257484996 

Give a thought to people who are homeless. Not just at Christmas, but all year.
#CrisisXmas  http://www.crisis.org.uk/pages/christmas.html …

423,000 signatories against same-sex marriage and 43,000 signatories for it. Terrible. Please redress the balance. http://t.co/HfllQcvv

Nearly everyone would accept an organ if they needed it. Currently only 31% will donate one

PLEASE join the register  http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/ 

What day is it? pic.twitter.com/AKidi92mEs

READ THIS: Reeva Steenkamp is dead. Her name was not Oscar Pistorius's Girlfriend.  http://wp.me/p1Lsvu-3jH  #hernamewasReevaSteenkamp

I've decided that I'm going to buy some music on vinyl today. Buy a real book. And write an actual letter.

All hail the physical world.

And always remember, suicide is not a crime in the UK. People do not 'commit suicide'; they take their own lives.
#StandUpSpeakOut

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

My friend Billy had a 10 ft willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
Hit it with a rake
& now it's only 2 ft four

@thepoke Would you like to see a picture of a chicken church? Hell yeah, you would.  http://twitpic.com/c8u45h 

I wonder how long it'll be before someone finds traces of Sarah Jessica Parker in their ready meal.

Shit, helicopter crashes in Vauxhall, south London, just a few moments ago :(
pic.twitter.com/zf4UZjbz

A lot of you have changed your avis. AGAIN. It's like an ID parade every time I log in.

So I just want to say this: be kinder to people you think are 'weak'. Don't bully people. Give people a chance.

Tonight I'm expressing myself through the medium of dance. Not everyone in Tesco is joining in.

TOMORROW. Record Store Day.
Support your local vinyl purveyor. #RSD13 @rsduk  http://www.recordstoreday.co.uk/ 

Twitter, could you all group hug @justmesathere please? She needs us.