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I've decided that I'm going to buy some music on vinyl today. Buy a real book. And write an actual letter.
All hail the physical world.
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
My friend Billy had a 10 ft willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
Hit it with a rake
& now it's only 2 ft four
I wonder how long it'll be before someone finds traces of Sarah Jessica Parker in their ready meal.
A lot of you have changed your avis. AGAIN. It's like an ID parade every time I log in.
So I just want to say this: be kinder to people you think are 'weak'. Don't bully people. Give people a chance.
Tonight I'm expressing myself through the medium of dance. Not everyone in Tesco is joining in.