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When i give you "the look" and go back to typing, I probably want you to fuck off.
The Swingin Door crowd has trouble with John Travolta.
Hey y'all. My kitty likes chili dogs. #InsertYourOwnJokeHere
i think i smell like inhaler and sadness
thank you for the many hours of singing and dancing spanning from junior high through today #RIPMCA
eeyore + stapler = my nightmare
if i listen to any more jack johnson or james taylor i will spontaneously start my period
I'm awesome, with a hint of snob and a shit ton of sarcasm.
ms. tingley if you're nasty
You should always know where your pants are.
eeyore is a pussy
tommy bahama is the ed hardy for seniors
woke up in the morning feeling like p.diddy
Women's restroom: smells like bananas
Men's Restroom: Not bananas
tomorrow, tomorrow, i love you, tomorrow, you're always a day a way
THE SLURPING HAS GOT TO STOP.