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Ask your doctor if getting
off your ass is right for you.
I think I'll take a Hot Shower.
It's like a normal shower, only with me in it.
Today is 4/20 and I'm already gagging from the stench of patchouli and bicycle crotch.
If you wear clothing with the name printed everywhere, we know that it's either fake or you need to borrow rent money.
I'm going to beat you like a piñata at a border patrol retirement party.
Ive wasted years on toothpaste caps.
When I walk in, I set the room on fire.
I cook like a woman, drink like a man and don't really mind kneeling on hard floors.
You're on "Reality" TV because you showed up.
The rest of us were busy being special and good looking.#toughlovenola
If u say things like "let my haters be my motivators" more than likely people don't hate you they just think you're stupid.
The amount of Irony in my life is starting to make me uncomfortable.
Don't give me the "but school is his job" shit. The world has enough pussies thank you very much.
It's a lot easier to be alone if you're beautiful.
I woke up in my front yard with my purse tied around my ankle.
Thinking ahead- good for me.
Another day, another sociopath.
I'm attracted to the challenge of getting to know "the real" them.
This suntan oil is making my tweet all slick.
10 bucks, popcorn and midget fluffers.
Yeah, Im WAY outta line for expecting a donkey show.
What kind of fucking zoo is this?
I'm adding "see a donkey show" to my bucket list.
It just seems important.