MT @teapartycat: Scalia's dissent: "individual mandate unconstitutional - gov't can't make people buy things xcept transvaginal ultrasounds"

MT @sween: If ur coming to Canada to escape Obamacare, I feel bad for you son. We got 99 problems but lack of socialized medicine ain’t one

IF GRAVES BEATS BACHMANN I WILL RUN NAKED ON BROADWAY AVE TO THE RIVER!

I revise my earlier tweet: she's cunt-tough. Cuz you know what's tough? Cunts. You know what's not? Balls.

Hey @donttrythis here's @snipy and I (two girls no less!) in our #adamjamiecostumes for Halloween!  http://yfrog.com/gvmrvzj 

RT @morgan_murphy: I just got a Martha Raddatz tattoo on my left breast and I have zero regrets.

Lest you ever doubt chickens are friggin dinosaurs. http://t.co/pEqPtL1x

RT @beardedstoner: Dear anti-choicers, if my money can be used to wage war, your money can be used for abortions.

RT @ibogost: I have Instagrammed
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for tumblr

RT @pattonoswalt: "Honey, get in here! The chair's on TV and it's yelling!" -- Clint Eastwood, right now

RT @neiltyson: Enough on Mars. Must get back to making Earth hotter, cutting science budgets & killing each other over religious differences

@sp0ka I think of how ridiculous/insulting it would sound to declare myself a "black ally" attempting to "help" black folks' cause(s).

Selling a sexy little 2006 Scion xB. You know you want it. You could have it: http://ow.ly/5QWlg

Me: I'm not above just taking my clothes off and jumping in the ocean. @snipy: that's like saying you're not above breathing.

Sen Senjem is clearly NOT talking about @snipy and me - our yard is very unkempt. #mnleg

It hurts so much because we love them so hard. G'bye my sweet kitten, Luck Dragon, elvin dog - Shiloh. 4/19/13 pic.twitter.com/z85uX7xsuF

DEAR @google: YOUR NEW EMAIL FORMAT IS GODDAMN TERRIBLE AND UNUSABLE. YES I'M SHOUTING AT YOU.

RT @michaelhayes: Amazing. Bill Clinton photobombs Kelly Clarkson. pic.twitter.com/ku3kOlAk

How is "Fuck you like an animal" (or "Inside" or whatever the shit the name of that song is) a good choice for ringing in the New Year?!

The Expendables 2 is the Who's Who of action heroes Fellowship of the Rings.