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*shouts from mid way up stairs*
*turn router off*
All kids down in 47 seconds
Fucking middle class Christmas adverts.
Where's the one with the dad pissed off his face on Stella and the mum crying in the kitchen?
*log in to Facebook*
Get a job
It's YOU'RE not YOUR you dippy cunt
There is a jehovas witness woman knocking on my door.. We can clearly see each other through the window.. I have mouthed 'jog the fuck on'
Small child ... Mum, how do you spell CUNT?
Me.. *opens and closes mouth*
Her.. You know, like.. I 'cunt' play out today coz it's raining.
Fucking HELL... One Direction.. Looking like they've been catapulted through a Topman sale rack.
I'm sarcastic and Northern. If my Tweets offend you I can stop if you like? Or you can fuck off.. second option is easier.