I'm not worried about anyone stealing my identity...if they can do something with it, they deserve it!!

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

Shit, if I unfollowed the people who don't star my tweets id be following NOBODY LMFAO its ok tho, not looking for sympathy stars :)

Life is sometimes like a pile of dog shit just waiting to be stepped in.

these fuckers bitching that you have x amt of favs but don't star their shit they unfollow? I'm a prof star fucker..where's the love 4 me??

#votebilbo :)

Actually I couldn't give a fuck...if I like it, I star it. I am not one of "those people" that looks to have it reciprocated.

Skeet, skeet, skeet...

When twitter unfollows the same person 3 times..maybe its trying to tell me something:"his tweets aren't funny and he's a douchebag"THANKS:)

Fap fap fap fap fap. That is all.

Yabba dabba doooo...yeah I'm f-ing bored.

Nickleback #downgradedbands does that count??

Fuck ants and their fiery goddamn itchy ass bites! Imma stomp a few bitches!!

Finally getting a chance to watch Season 2. Welcome To Briarcliff. #AmericanHorrorStory #GetGlue  http://getglue.com/tv_shows/american_horror_story?s=t&ref=tishy83 …

Steve Buscemi and The Black Keys =) http://t.co/DOhq2ncW @getglue @nbcsnl

3 mins and no new tweets means its time for bed.

watching the season 3 finale again. #TheWalkingDead #GetGlue  http://getglue.com/tv_shows/walking_dead?s=t&ref=tishy83 …

I will be so depressed if they cancel #community @joelmchale is my fav!! Love that show!! :(

@ff @realniggasolo @reluctantclown @schmoodles @senderblock23 @sendtulips @shortwhitenugly @snarkninja @swiftenhaal @tequilatears

If you're absolutely fucking annoying, just know, that I WILL unfollow you. I hate stupid shit in my TL when I'm looking for funny shit!