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Everybody always makes fun of "Prairie Home Companion," but it's kept my mules calm through many a thunderstorm.
Goal of tweets sez @zappos shld be ICEE (Inspire Connect Educate Entertain). I prefer BURP (Brag, Undermine, Retaliate, Poo jokes) #fb
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Dude next to us is a UI engineer, telling stories about memes and the Internet, but doesn't know anything about a hobo vagina.
Looser.
Looser.
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It's OK, Kansas. You still have great weath...beautiful scener...Wichit...oh boy. Yep, this one's gonna hurt for a while.
I shaved: http://flic.kr/p/7M5LBe
Sadly, I've now lost all my UNIX skills. Those apparently all lived within The Beard.
Sadly, I've now lost all my UNIX skills. Those apparently all lived within The Beard.
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This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash.
They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign.
They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign.
My parents have all our SSN's written in the front of their address book. @beep and I store ours in Yojimbo.
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It irritates me when men in my life say they've seen the light
That means the trunk isn't sealed tightly and I run the risk of them escaping
That means the trunk isn't sealed tightly and I run the risk of them escaping
Idea: Netflix, but for pancakes. Or Blockbuster By Mail for pancakes. Even Omaha Steaks for pancak...look, my point is: mail-order pancakes.
I will not be duped by this spring weather. I will not be duped by this spring weather. I will not be OMG BURNING BIG PILE OF SWEATERS!
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Afterschool program dismissal in overcrowded cafeteria coincides with Movie Night Dinner in same venue. #noonecanhearmescream
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Kids are playing together in their room & haven't come out for a half-hour. It's happening! I was promised this and it's finally happening.
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