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Fun fact: Horses get spooked everyday, not just Halloween.
Me: "hey mom what's this green stuff in that bowl"
Mom: "that's lettuce Tj"
FIANTS LOOOSE GINTS LOSE!' GIANZT LUSE!
Roofies taste much better if you use a decanter.
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