A web developer walked into a bar. But quickly left when he saw the table layout. #funny #web #jokes

This is an awesome script  http://www.chartjs.org/ 

So, @davecoulier is in peoria this weekend at the @jukeboxcomedy

Riot @jukeboxcomedy with @steveo and @mikelebovitz Loved when Bam punched Novak in the face.

Just reserved my tickets to see @steveo at the @jukeboxcomedy

New year, I should change my title to Director of Fixing Your Damn Problems

@jukeboxcomedy would love to see @adamcarolla

35+ Great iOS User Interface Design Inspirations and Tutorials http://t.co/MP8lgcC8 via @zite

“Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.”

Creating “Next Level” Search Form Using jQuery & CSS3 http://t.co/M9EDlkAU via @hdytsgt

You're a regular decorated emergency

There is an epidemic problem in this world where the internet has given people the ability to set unrealistic expectations on their own life

@zoblue  http://www.troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/heh-i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg …

CSS Masking - HTML5 Rocks  http://www.html5rocks.com/tutorials/masking/adobe/ …

80,000 Lines of Objective-C: Bringing Multi-Touch Physics to the HTML5 Browser  http://zite.to/YCcErB  via @zite

Deleting a backup that you know you wont need anymore in iCloud is one of the most frightening things for a developer.

Typed "popencart" instead of "opencart". but thats a great name for a pope apparel ecommerce site.

@zoblue hell naw

"Kit kat-puccino"

Looking for help improving your calls to action? Then check out this post from @boagworld  http://boagworld.com/design/after-calls-to-action/ …