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I don't...I can't...I...something...oh god. I gave my mom my iphone and showed her how to scroll down and she LICKED HER FINGER first.
Still laughing that BOOBYTRAP BACKWARDS IS PARTYBOOB.
Well. My Kindle is dead. The screen was smashed by, get this, a physical book. Both slid off a table, bash. Hefty book murders interloper.
My favourite new phrase, as spotted in Edge this month, is "all wardrobe and no Narnia".
Adolf the red-nosed reindeer, had some very shady views, and if you ever saw him, something something something jews.
What the hell is this piracy = free speech bullshit? "Information should be free" ? Since when was Transformers 3 "information"?
Why is #ff a hashtag? Has anyone ever clicked on it going "ooh, I'll just see which strangers other strangers are recommending"?
They should make Lovecraft Minecraft. Dig into a mountain, find something unspeakable, go mad. Shear a sheep.
Would any female comedians or women with experience of stand-up fancy chatting to me for a Skepchick article? Need a few of you. Plz RT.
I don't think anyone outside Britain can understand how it hurts to watch a giant inflatable Voldemort attack the NHS #London2012
Would much rather see #paytheintern trending than #savetheintern...
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
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