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I love rain and hate weekends. Christ Im so unbelievably weird
Can someone make me tea? Smash a window & break in if u have to, just don't put 2.5 spoons of sugar in it when I specify 3. #IALWAYSKnow
And now a guy shot himself because dead butterflies started crawling from his mouth #ExorcistFilm #DontDoDrugsKids...UnlessULikeButterflies
The scare factor of The Exorcist-In The Beginning can't but dwindle somewhat when u realise two of the main characters starred in Ugly Betty
My 2000th tweet! That there is a reflection of quite an extraordinary waste of time!
You know what would be GENIUS? Installing a Yo-Sushi style conveyor belt, but instead of having plates of sushi, it would have cups of tea
Car broke down.Gave feminism the 2 fingers & phoned dad to come help. Sumwhere Nell McCafferty is writing my name on her death list #screwed
Elbow, Hot Chips and Bell X1 are playing at the picnic! Niccceeeeee (granted i only know about one song from each, but still)
#MikeAndMollyQuote "Ever been to a catholic wedding?? After two hours, ur looking at the guy up on the cross thinking he's the lucky one"
I'm going to drink vodka everytime some1 tweets the words 'super bowl'. Ok ok, seeing as its morning, ill start with tea...soaked in vodka
Apparently bebo has not been shut down; it was a server error. #stilltimetosavethosemortifyingphotos
#AlwaysWithYouTalula Eh who's Talula and why are we always with her?
Self-diagnosed ginger. Author\Ghostwriter. Chats about style on Fergal D'Arcys radio show. Likes tea & glitter...just not in the same cup