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Pretty epic day
Well this awful cooking of mine will compliment my lack of appetite
Listening to a lady justifying her choice in potatoes to her husband haha
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”
"Take me shopping...." I seem to have forgotten my pin...
Fastest year ever
Me "I can see so many more of your grey hairs with my glasses on" Mum "Fuck off."
Love how putting into Google "T-Mobile customer services" returns "Making a complaint" as the second result
"Find a job you love and you'll never work another day in your life"
Mint shower gel is not as tasty as it looks. Said the person who discovered this the unsavoury way... Me.
Epic evening ahead