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Pretty epic day
Well this awful cooking of mine will compliment my lack of appetite
Listening to a lady justifying her choice in potatoes to her husband haha
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”
"Take me shopping...." I seem to have forgotten my pin...
Fastest year ever
Me "I can see so many more of your grey hairs with my glasses on" Mum "Fuck off."
Epic evening ahead
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
About as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit
You've drunk all of it? Yeah it was only a bottle of liquor
Its very dark. "Yeah its nighttime" No shit bro
I wish twitter for iPhone would stop telling me about its new discoveries. Do you want me to be the Christopher Columbus of the internet?
Probably not the best idea to walk past some policemen while they are on alert, and say "shoot myself in the foot"
I love the way everyone looks up when a door opens at the doctors