Have NO IssuesWithNiki!

to do list for myself:
1) shut the fuck up.
2) shut the fuck up.
3) shut the fuck up.

there are no Mondays in Rio.

if u live in unreal world its hard to relate to the REAL world....or its hard to live in the real world if u have unreal experience

Evolution. http://t.co/LkeHWF4

It's not a question of whether Windows Phone 7 will fail -- it will -- but how long it will take Microsoft to admit the failure.

I show you mine if you show me yours? OK, you don't have to show yours? Haha

You shouldn't be married, you should be studied baby, you know observed?

Oh Canada, just wanna tell you how much I love you & miss you despite the cold & wind & snow & short winter days...

Davor Suker? Hahahahahahohohaho. If he speaks Spanish like he speaks Croatian then he doesn't speak Spanish?

'Consumer staples' my ass? I have no idea what it means but it's funny!

#haag #eu today is The day when Justice Died. #croatia

This is your life and it’s ending one second at a time. via the swedish bear from tumblr.

No Mr. Zoran Milanovic, you totally absolutely are not from 'Champs Elysées'. Look at yourself? "Imotski". Na-na-na-na: he-he....

Great tweets are sponsored by drugs or Absolute Votka most of the time? Eh?

I'm at the point where I'll date Brazilian super model or no-one at all. No dating for me.

I was invited to convention of clowns in Mexico City, it must be some sort of mistake?

By her tweets of late: @nikiwithissues is in love.
Yoda: and in love should she be.

@firefox yeah right & pigs can fly?

Look, I love Barca so naturally I hate Real Madrid but if they sell that greasy SELFISH clown Cristiano Ronaldo then I'll stop hating them!