I miss back in the day when people looked at me like I was stupid because I had twitter

Omg I can't even deal. Too funnyyyyyy pic.twitter.com/S3GracQLmD

Watching Pitch Perfect for the second time today CHECK IT

John Mayer >>>>>>>

Pitch Perfect makes me giddy and fuzzy inside every single time ☺

If you aren't happy w/the government maybe you should have tried harder in high school to become more educated to run our country yourself

I'm gonna watch good morning America mother fuckers

I can count the amount of people I trust on one hand and that's the way I like it

Girls who bounce back and forth between sexual orientations reaaalllly bother me

Like its a miracle I'm even sitting up straight

Why are people so judgmental and mean 😔

Why does everyone feel the need to attack other people tonight? How old are you people?

“@allknowa: We all know a doucher named Victor” Hahahahaha

I think mommy dearest is hinting that I should stop tweeting obnoxious things and sleep -__-

I am seeing lots of hostility from multiple parties on my TL #uhoh

Trouuuuble on my mind

"@legitbucketlist: Before I die I want to get a tattoo with my best friend." Check :) @iamzakking @jasonentee

I want to get some cliche saying in a different language tattooed on my riiiibbbbbs #sooriginal #right?

C'est la vie

BUT IT'S @emmy_doo'S 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAY SO EVERYBODY TAKE SHOTS FOR HER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T HAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY BITTIE!!