Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Next era of manned spaceflight coming "quicker than you'd believe," per NASA administrator Charles Bolden #NASATweetup
A Chicago Cubs affiliate is making fun of LeBron James for not having any rings? I assume irony isn't one of the five tools.
Natalie Portman: The only person who has managed to make everyone forget she was in any way involved in The Phantom Menace.
I liked the Mega Millions jackpot when it was only $476 million. #hipsterlottery
"You can keep your Justin Bieber, your Lady Gaga and Minaj, or whatever her name is. Just plug in some AC/DC and let's go." - Jon Bon Jovi
Fell asleep last night with a burrito in my hand. That's not an "oh man I was soooo wasted" anecdote. That's a "oh god I am so alone" one.
Don't mind the lightning. That's just Vandenberg's entrance video.
Is there a new state law that says if you are at a garage sale you'll get towed if you don't park like an asshole?
Trent Reznor has gone from Industrial Hate Machine to Guy Who Thanks His Wife At The Oscars. The '90s are now dead forever.
I got a tweet favorited by a porn bot. Been awhile since that happened. Was starting to think I was even too desperate for them.
My favorite movie genre is "Julie Delpy talks to a guy for 90 minutes"
Comedian and writer. Therefore occasional cook. The voice of America that @ericsundy wishes existed.