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When the nail lady asks me if I'd consider marrying her son... #uhhh
Cannot help but stare at the lady with the quadruple Ds that's drinking straight tequila across from me at this wedding dinner. #share 😳
"Every girl wants a bad guy that'll be good just for them and every guy want a good girl that'll be bad just for them"
3rd time my moms made me go through the car wash... this week
You'll see an effort when I become more than just a last resort.
People who constantly tweet their emotions < #getadiary
What website did you get that off of?
I never use my turning signal. It's no ones fucking business where I'm going.
Don't cry because its over, smile because its all over her face