“@rodney_at_large: "I'll never be cool" ~people named George”...says a guy named Rodney #potcallingkettleuncool

@bradpaisley #depressingsitcoms Erectile Dysfunction and the City

@millsy11374 @chrisbharrison RT @prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.

Fave moment! RT @jenniferweiner: And Lindsay has TAKEN OFF HER SHOES. Because Sean NO LONGER DESERVES HER in heels. #bachelornation

It's a dealbreaker @chelseak22: How do we feel about people eating the overflowing pieces of popcorn out of the bag with just their mouth?

@legitglitt RT @justin_stangel: I keep changing and changing the channel but can't seem to find the Yankee game #WorldSeries

Or, a lightswitch RT @smethanie: Hangover tip: Don't operate a jackhammer.

@robdelaney but so annoying when, by adding your @friendwhoneedstoseethis, your tweet becomes too long, and thus unretweetable. So annoying.

@mremilyheller yes, yes I have #iknowyouarebutwhenami

@legitglitt RT @sbellelauren: look i'm not saying i'm definitely a wizard but i did just parallel park in front of a group of hot guys so...

@legitglitt RT @uberfacts: Justin Bieber can solve a Rubik's cube in 2 minutes.

@legitglitt well, maybe ping pongs not so shabby after all RT @huffpostcomedy: This kid = AMAZING http://t.co/0OQo5MhV

@legitglitt RT @iphoneteam: If you have 1400 pictures on instagram it is time for you to put down your iPhone and reevaluate your life.

@onvillegasteam @legitglitt your, not you're

Actually, people like her are exactly what he does need instead of a bunch of sycophants @beliebdemigleek: @legitglitt #believeitornot

@julnilsmith @jenniferweiner @jennpozner if you haven't already, you can now cross off the bad hair square!#thebachelorette

Lol RT @sbellelauren: i don't care if you have a nice car or are popular or are good looking i care how you pronounce the word coupon

@yourgirlholls RT @inspiringy0u: The one who is meant for you encourages you to be your best but still loves &accepts you at your worst.

@rodney_at_large If you star my tweet, then I will be happy. I'd rather that happen, than for u not to star my tweet. Then, I would be sad.

“@sbellelauren: DO YOU LIVE IN THE QUAD CITIES i am performing at augustana college at 9pm OMG tell everyone you've ever known” @legitglitt