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Wanna make someone feel uncomfortable?


After shaking their hand slowly lift your hand to your nose and say, Mmm.
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I leave the family photos that come in the frames in the frames. Then when people come over and say: Who's that? I reply; Shhhhh.


AKWARD!
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I drink despair straight from the can.
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Before you get into a elevator say; "Heat up the chocolate and handcuff him. I'll be right up" into your phone.


Enjoy the awkwardness.
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I love filling up the glass with soda and seeing how far I can go without the foam overflowing and then getting pissed when it does.
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I wait for someone to finish telling an exhilarating story then I slowly take a sip of my tea, twirl my thumbs and say; Go, on......
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When someone says; "Sorry, I'm so anal." Well that my friends is subliminal messaging.
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Apparently my idea of double date wasn't the same as hers.



I'll tell him to leave.
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I'm like a priest when it comes to other peoples problems and a atheist when it comes to mine.
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For my eulogy I am going to request every tweet I ever wrote is read in Adam West's voice.
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You never learn anything by doing it right.
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Everytime I see a third world commercial for poor children my heart goes out to them for 30-45 seconds.
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The Olympics are in 7 years. Let's calm the fuck down.
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I only hate people who hate other people.
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Cupcake dreams and bran muffin reality.
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Giving kids coal on Halloween is a great way to start them off for Christmas.
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Put on my mood ring and it stayed black. Which can only mean, I have no soul.

Me: 1
Organized Religion:0
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A good party planner always has a electric cattle prod hidden for emergencies.
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I usually turn my phone of between 1 AM & 7 AM.

That's when I'm up with the spaceship.
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For Halloween I'll be dressed up as Bernie Madoff. At the end of the day, I'll have MILLIONS of pieces of candy.
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