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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that.

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    FrySideMusicNicholeMcKennaLarisonqueeenvksheepdogsCeru_SCaseyMTGJudyWeirdo
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    CooreyJamesKatelandGoughlydnortonWhitmwill44JustCallMeKailywhiteboydamianT_Sadler34majorsmolly
    BromanConsulnaazihahgato_fumando______DanielRCarrilloky_chu____________verycozySamGrittnerKyle_LippertWienerTobogganGoodNapsshruglordlanebanninglazy_joe_BigE_Smooth______ElektraLuxxxGFGanderkingstonstreet
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    “It’s almost 2015, why don't we have hoverboards yet?” he typed into a pocket-sized device that can do everything.

    • 3,758
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    mikelong016kaelyn_sandersbatmankiniNayelli_Peguerojc4rldanieslothMDantimoSirBrandone
    • 3,614
    • RETWEETS
    Kurpestristan_derrydrirvin91joeyzazatweetsmaceyisneckdeepTheaRainfordheyitscairahdreamboateyes
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Depression is like wanting to go home but already being there.

    • 3,622
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    coolhands_lukeMComingHomeOliviaScickthepaulboothdietredbullpinkiethe_brainshalujuanmonty_moon
    • 2,231
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    coolhands_lukeOliviaScickmakii_amEvaTheMiniNinjaSarahWeimsylibyralLeahIsAGhostLenaWest_
    JulieSnarkbloptmrt1mjedfudally2uesdaysgonespacej_meandybaashfordAndyShulkJermHimselfishSomeChrisTweetsjake_likes_napshiggityboson
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.

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    dietredbullkt_sheltsTXGalFLBoundkate_smithxxWhatevaConcAtRyanAllenlaurinhi5smeagolsfree
    • 1,859
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    emmafriaryersocialworkerWhatevaConcLizBosselaurinhi5TheAvaaak_bergensaIipacino
    jaffryanJhonRulesweinerdog4lifeRistolabletastefactoryPajamaBen_ayyhluscuGrowlyGregoDanielRCarrilloAngreanaazihahmaebemarblesfriendly_moondubstep4dadsyellow__robotjefftminstonIGotsSmartsezeddaly
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Get your mom what she really wants for Mother’s Day: your shit together.

    • 2,152
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    Nicole_HhhhJudyWeirdocanniballannatalibonanoAnthony7595Chris_Zentsavannagardner7lzuber17
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    your_destiniJudyWeirdoHannahKrieglzuber17Red_Doe98ZzZzAaAaPpPp1Cory______Shelbyxlouise
    IGotsSmarts
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    When someone asks if you want to play a board game they're really asking if you want to be angry at them in about forty five minutes.

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    Mumford_N_PunsLHGarrettCaarrolyn_Mren_stephenJeffJagunichStephenCappsyoungmammaljetnee
    • 1,230
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    DustyDonovanmdlechnerGabrielHuerta01DrueAmanjuniorshabidootheglaugrac2750mattlikeslions
    RummyLaudedAristotlesNZ__Mickey_McCauleyManipulateThis
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    *pushes all the buttons in the elevator*
    So, tell me about yourself

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    geeklockianPeAcHeS_ElysiahelioduskirstieloveeDucko1104iRiotttlufliceshHallOfFameFilms
    • 1,154
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    ChrisHoward007ohmydindin2Cs1ZNikTheissiRiotttgckrugerAjaBentleymabfalter
    Thynebear
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Man, what a day. *unvelcros shoes*

    • 1,991
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    JamesBorden2DanielleRTRfrosted_mantelstvphmsmeagolsfreeCodyCoconutsrach_elllllllNurseMurderer
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    s_helenspyrogurlonfiyahKiyimoiiGamersRespawnLonely_SliceNichole_Lindsey11carrie11ClaireJackson04
    WienerTobogganvladchocstr8outaCompUSA
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Shout out to Mario Lopez's hair for being wet his entire life.

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    jons_povdietredbullelhammer23smeagolsfreelilypad_satya__legosarekoolimisssakuJimmyMakes
    • 900
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    jestcoastZolfagaryJustMuteMeNowtonedeafvoiceMyNameIsJakeMan__bestcomicever_AmandaLou_MableGertrude
    BeardSpiceBrookeTuzilayyhluscufanofhellarandomhimdaliamalekezeddalyrichmckay
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind.

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    aka_theguydietredbullbrookedallasssmeagolsfreejaqanapespizzzzaaaaaaaaclaire_brunsLilo1997
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    david_whittersEllieKeidelDispatchTerrymorgfullajealaktranquillizardstarwarsshirtenkiv2
    IGotsSmartsABurgerADayvaporcoffin
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    My dentist's dick is now the mayor of my shoulder on foursquare.

    • 1,601
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    Agent_LaurengeDustyDonovanMumford_N_Punsjessica_tullisladyastroluxZokuneiJeffJagunichbenloory
    • 598
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    becomingajackaljuniorshabidoosuDokubekknilrodnobadgrammargiventofly41mikeyyy92Zolfagary
    MaryKoCobloptilikeyouguysjjax44greenteam15r_wolfcastleClancycholesteroIfoucault_45
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    One man. One hockey mask. One pair of blue jeans. This summer Jason is putting the casual back in casualty: Casual Friday the 13th.

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    dietredbullamymillerBrentTerhuneiansiouxsmeagolsfreeCodyCoconutsjaqanapesenkerich
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    adamcoombes007BrentTerhuneiansiouxenkerichimaginarybloodsassyasiyapsychoMUGAgrimpossible
    bloptsam_reginaldlilnatebigworlddavid8hughesSomeChrisTweetsSpaceCatZero
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    *slams McDonalds counter*
    YOU HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU HAVE ROOT BEER! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?

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    jons_povs_helenspyrodietredbullsmeagolsfreeCodyCoconutsjaqanapestittysquadCoolishCoolidge
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    kkrissywoodIzxxytittysquaddontpanicllamagiventofly41RachaelButeraallylabellejh_rna
    Rich_McCarthymurrman5kyle_thatisallthenoahkinseyABurgerADayAdamOfEarth
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Sorry I’m late, but in my defense I don’t really want to be here.

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    s_helenspyroemilyklimedietredbullKaChadlibCodyCoconutsjaqanapesdarleny_ramizeeimajnicole
    • 800
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    KaChadlib69shadesoftaarEllieKeidelhaleyYAYgrrGrammaWhoSaidHollyWestxConnolly343FunkinPanda
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    As long as you say "think fast” you’re legally allowed to throw things at people.

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    ChantilSkyLauraMLinholmKerfuckusestelamonsterJudyWeirdodeathrayyykatiearomanTheeApril_O
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    beyonder200PeAcHeS_ElysiaJudyWeirdokatiearomanlzuber17eete_SimoneMitchellfullgut
    caliraingirlshutupheavHome_Halfway
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

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    CaseyMTGJamesBorden2dietredbullpat_averageKaChadlibmichellewhosestvphmsmeagolsfree
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    mchangesqstvphmEllieKeidelMADEinamERICA09JesseSkidmoreWoz8005nickisdrunkRiggidyRat
    DanielRCarrilloblopt
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

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    brydiemackkalizollman983Nomarchislzuber17atabb_kelsgrant15dietredbulllaurinhi5
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    brydiemacklzuber17Shelbyxlouiselaurinhi5maya_gr8DomaneWwwemilyclangermichellewhose
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    There’s donuts in the break room if anyone's interested. There’s also a better life out there waiting for you if that’s what you’re into.

    • 1,098
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    juliacsmithFabFindBoutiqueTrevHillNewmanJillianJaceyrobersonwrong_khristolEminyCricketMicahBoynton
    • 637
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    poor_shelf_lifeTrevHillHaiEliSeyMicahBoyntonformerluchadoraNinjasBruuuceBellLiverpoolsqwad
    JaymayAllDayradtoria
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    The only reason they make yellow starbursts are for when someone asks you for one.

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    mmmracheyCodyCoconutsNormTheeStormBKLYNrelaxsjkemperrayzvibeStephenRuhkristenq
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    aford8469shadesoftaarSon_Of_No_One____lindsayk413SomeWhiteNoisetori2k15harooitsAlwyncoolgnomes
    tdugtastefactoryphilyuckpattymo
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    "Ok, folks. How can we make kids eat cat food?"
    "..Put marshmallows in it?"
    "YES!"
    - Initial Lucky Charms board meeting

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    joek37dietredbullsmeagolsfreeshutupmikeginnCoolishCoolidgeanastasiajoyobi_ian_kenobisbrust2
    • 599
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    PlainJadeeggwhitesamiiyameborg01iwearaonesiecllaffinquincystilesHeroinBooty
    bloptWienerTobogganAdamOfEarth
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