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  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that.

    • 14k
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    mleclaxtonTroytownsend18moviegeek5ChemDaughtnudemutantjaybarnesR_KulstadHandsomeDope
    • 14k
    • RETWEETS
    Troytownsend18perez_identMehItsSarahd3ath_st4rLittleBeare9roehrjennltiannaAcecalibur
    BromanConsulnaazihahgato_fumando______DanielRCarrilloky_chu____________verycozySamGrittnerKyle_LippertWienerTobogganGoodNapsshruglordlanebanninglazy_joe_BigE_Smooth______ElektraLuxxx__GFGanderkingstonstreet
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    “It’s almost 2015, why don't we have hoverboards yet?” he typed into a pocket-sized device that can do everything.

    • 3,817
    • FAVS
    stephhmitchellMrDaveEhwokrsawIeahjenlaw_11Cody_BHemilymahmoud13OGO_gr
    • 3,664
    • RETWEETS
    Exxuusaldo3G5TheNerdyNurseCodyRenningerdonley_thomasDanSMiddletonChazzy_starthisbutnotthis
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Depression is like wanting to go home but already being there.

    • 3,737
    • FAVS
    grippagedaljeet_DSswatyagibnmlsbdesiresssbeck_rojashomewreckerpoimorra
    • 2,314
    • RETWEETS
    Highjack_diaradias_soletvebeheuripotterBellaKenobiBurningNatty_smsCylonZe
    JulieSnarkbloptmrt1mjedfudally2uesdaysgonespacej_meandybaashfordAndyShulkJermHimselfishSomeChrisTweetsjake_likes_napshiggityboson
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.

    • 2,848
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    BekkaLovesWorldTracktrailSpencerTuckerAndrewdavis_93HuggySharkjunipercynNestorMolestorgrippage
    • 1,865
    • RETWEETS
    sleepyncreepyLifeson90mellamoallieLt_Dirty_Dan_Fazio_NlermandudeSa_mandrewsjoshdamncathey
    jaffryanJhonRulesweinerdog4lifeRistolabletastefactoryPajamaBen_ayyhluscuGrowlyGregoDanielRCarrilloAngreanaazihahmaebemarblesfriendly_moondubstep4dadsyellow__robotjefftminstonIGotsSmartsezeddaly
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Get your mom what she really wants for Mother’s Day: your shit together.

    • 2,158
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    Red_Doe98SpencerTuckercraicwhorechristiipughrhonniearleneawIeahnicholewagsjenlaw_11
    • 2,203
    • RETWEETS
    michaelafllejeRachelisWINNINGGarrettOnParadeLoveRebelRockPS_IRuddYoublairijuanahailsatanacabThe_Will_Stokes
    IGotsSmarts
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    When someone asks if you want to play a board game they're really asking if you want to be angry at them in about forty five minutes.

    • 2,100
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    wokrssupkittykatjenlaw_11Awk0TacoocrystaholmesBeelair619ShraderManiaJALDixon
    • 1,331
    • RETWEETS
    DevonJudedkvzbRabidreader1970ajmiddenyoungjeeezy1grady77chitowndunnyiambostonlynn
    robfeeRummyLaudedAristotlesNZ__Mickey_McCauleyManipulateThis
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    *pushes all the buttons in the elevator*
    So, tell me about yourself

    • 1,908
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    SchusterJaneFredPollackCheeseboy22enmasdillemaMasterOfFuryDeepakScripplesmarbles1616RileyJeppesen
    • 1,177
    • RETWEETS
    BombasitySchusterJaneyesspachMasterOfFurymarbles1616oh_kirstenKansas_loveiMoOrey_
    Thynebear
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Man, what a day. *unvelcros shoes*

    • 2,046
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    jesserifkinshaelynbowyerAndreasReichwokrsdakoter818emilyisdumbwendywu1017LaurenCurtis16
    • 966
    • RETWEETS
    DingDangDurangoemilyisdumbbrannonwellmillcarpenteronlinearcadeswhiskeywenchhhWhatTheH_ckutofellatio
    WienerTobogganvladchocstr8outaCompUSA
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Shout out to Mario Lopez's hair for being wet his entire life.

    • 1,455
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    jenlaw_11jons_povdietredbullelhammer23smeagolsfreelilypad_satya__legosarekoolimisssaku
    • 900
    • RETWEETS
    jestcoastZolfagaryJustMuteMeNowtonedeafvoiceMyNameIsJakeMan__bestcomicever_AmandaLou_MableGertrude
    BeardSpiceBrookeTuzilayyhluscufanofhellarandomhimdaliamalekezeddalyrichmckay
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind.

    • 1,267
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    SuperRabiesGirlPS_IRuddYouaka_theguydietredbullbrookedallasssmeagolsfreejaqanapespizzzzaaaaaaaa
    • 935
    • RETWEETS
    CHRIST1ANOSuperRabiesGirlPS_IRuddYoudavid_whittersEllieKeidelDispatchTerrymorgfullajealak
    IGotsSmartsABurgerADayvaporcoffin
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    My dentist's dick is now the mayor of my shoulder on foursquare.

    • 1,603
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    wokrsjenlaw_11Agent_LaurengeDustyDonovanMumford_N_Punsjessica_tullisladyastroluxZokunei
    • 598
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    becomingajackaljuniorshabidoosuDokubekknilrodamycuthgiventofly41mikeyyy92Zolfagary
    MaryKoCobloptilikeyouguysjjax44greenteam15r_wolfcastleClancycholesteroIfoucault_45
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    One man. One hockey mask. One pair of blue jeans. This summer Jason is putting the casual back in casualty: Casual Friday the 13th.

    • 1,306
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    awIeahjenlaw_11dietredbullamymillerBrentTerhuneiansiouxsmeagolsfreeCodyCoconuts
    • 884
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    adamcoombes007BrentTerhuneiansiouxenkerichimaginarybloodsassyasiyapsychoMUGAgrimpossible
    bloptsam_reginaldlilnatebigworlddavid8hughesSomeChrisTweetsSpaceCatZero
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    *slams McDonalds counter*
    YOU HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU HAVE ROOT BEER! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?

    • 1,400
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    ashhhbrookejons_povs_helenspyrodietredbullsmeagolsfreeCodyCoconutsjaqanapestittysquad
    • 694
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    fawmaster69ashhhbrookekkrissywoodIzxxytittysquaddontpanicllamagiventofly41RachaelButera
    Rich_McCarthymurrman5kyle_thatisallthenoahkinseyABurgerADayAdamOfEarth
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    Sorry I’m late, but in my defense I don’t really want to be here.

    • 1,138
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    KEistetterAustinMullen88sarahhcbawIeahjenlaw_11shannon_e13browowashhhbrooke
    • 802
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    juuuuriaCchelssmaxwellsamheauxcablairijuanaashhhbrookeVinesandVeinsKaChadlib69shadesoftaar
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

    • 1,199
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    grippagebigwillystylinniceguylewi_CulinarianawIeahshanregjenlaw_11Exxuus
    • 723
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    sunflower_girl_Amanda_HepnerlibbasaurusExxuusktlinz__pdogg80waterxtrashbernyp
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    As long as you say "think fast” you’re legally allowed to throw things at people.

    • 1,094
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    shanopovapopawIeahnicholewagsapopagasmandrescardzoashhhbrookeglenna_optCodyRenninger
    • 826
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    PapercutFilesashhhbrookebeyonder200PeAcHeS_ElysiaJudyWeirdokatiearomanlzuber17eete_
    caliraingirlshutupheavHome_Halfway
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    There’s donuts in the break room if anyone's interested. There’s also a better life out there waiting for you if that’s what you’re into.

    • 1,181
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    kelsyoungmichaelafllejecraicwhoreLukeYountthe_oppressorAHarzewskiJohnRGregg3christiipugh
    • 663
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    GringoStarr12working_wifeywinedrunknaojcolojenlaw_11PapercutFilesTousledThoughtsJudyWeirdo
    JaymayAllDayradtoria
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

    • 1,126
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    awIeahPS_IRuddYouashhhbrookeCaseyMTGJamesBorden2dietredbullhardlypatrickKaChadlib
    • 687
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    fawmaster69ashhhbrookeTheAdamBaumgeliaespymchangesqstvphmEllieKeidelMADEinamERICA09
    DanielRCarrilloblopt
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    The only reason they make yellow starbursts are for when someone asks you for one.

    • 966
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    gabriellepoetryemilyisdumbjenlaw_11ashhhbrookemmmracheyCodyCoconutsNormTheeStormquiet_outro
    • 713
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    nothasanidakoter818emilyisdumbbrannonwellashhhbrookeaford8469shadesoftaarSon_Of_No_One____
    tdugtastefactoryphilyuckpattymo
  • tnylgn
      Tony Logan @tnylgn

    "Ok, folks. How can we make kids eat cat food?"
    "..Put marshmallows in it?"
    "YES!"
    - Initial Lucky Charms board meeting

    • 937
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    jenlaw_11ashhhbrookejoek37dietredbullsmeagolsfreeshutupmikeginnCoolishCoolidgeanastasiajoy
    • 599
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    PlainJadeeggwhitesamiiyameborg01iwearaonesiecllaffinquincystilesHeroinBooty
    bloptWienerTobogganAdamOfEarth
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