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  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that.

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    forge_furyamandolin_dWDB_burnsy10abbey_weekleytenet_0jonny_monacoGoobajeflylikearees6
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    • RETWEETS
    katbowHatecopykateslagAlyxKahltasha_jonessMeghanLarissaCass_margaritissk_yyy
    BromanConsulnaazihahgato_fumando______DanielRCarrilloky_chu____________verycozySamGrittnerKyle_LippertWienerTobogganGoodNapsshruglordlanebanninglazy_joe_BigE_Smooth______ElektraLuxxxGFGanderkingstonstreet
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    “It’s almost 2015, why don't we have hoverboards yet?” he typed into a pocket-sized device that can do everything.

    • 3,500
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    emmaranton_traaceeTatantrumvelopourdeuxCareFFlyhotbynightdigressicaJiusko
    • 3,494
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    nunezrevLuisorwhatmaddiepence13BeExtraFabTodayHalalismShanzaykhannaqeelbutt397lulz_kay
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Depression is like wanting to go home but already being there.

    • 3,589
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    MingMingersMizzGibbonsnerdculathereisnodog77DwiniRahmadinagrimpossibleCoolishCoolidgeyusefroach
    • 2,220
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    CosmicScaleMingMingersMizzGibbonsmwa_ngiTheRockerXJulyFiressassyasiyagrimpossible
    JulieSnarkbloptmrt1mjedfudallymeowsepinkspacej_meandrybdAndyShulkJermHimselfishSomeChrisTweetsjake_likes_napshiggityboson
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.

    • 2,805
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    Zombie_KitgeorgeupperChaseWAtkinsonJBreversemeNoTheOtherJohnSunshineJarbolyLunaLove47pooinbaby
    • 1,858
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    ChaseWAtkinsontheskeletongrinthoughtgasmsEllequenceJohnPaulGibneygenarlmtlyndsey_hatchtmothumb1987
    jaffryanJhonRulesweinerdog4lifeRistolabletastefactoryPajamaBen_ayyhluscuGrowlyGregoDanielRCarrilloAngreanaazihahmaebemarblesfriendly_moondubstep4dadsyellow__robotjefftminstonIGotsSmartsezeddaly
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Get your mom what she really wants for Mother’s Day: your shit together.

    • 2,101
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    emmaranton_traaceeSupertramp1394GalaxyOwlsdiana_tbhhopefulmariadadic00ljustdreadfull
    • 2,198
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    mia_barelaheisensexyuncommon__asianlordpaviJenny4ashleypendragontearskatyavpphannahtidmore
    IGotsSmarts
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    When someone asks if you want to play a board game they're really asking if you want to be angry at them in about forty five minutes.

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    CoolishCoolidgeCJ_CJacksonFlanaganTiggapanda_lanesjkempermaris__leeRayKubsScienceAwkward
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    DebbieisZeroScienceAwkwardleedjyamichelleabboottnot_an_umbrellachardarling423MishkaMarshaneatOdude
    RummyLaudedAristotlesNZ______Mickey_McCauleyManipulateThis
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Man, what a day. *unvelcros shoes*

    • 1,922
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    emmarantontumultuoustoriNormTheeStormHarryWKMHarris2415CoolishCoolidgeJaredSagekatieanne46
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    rachelise_HarryWKMkatieanne46coolhands_luke69shadesoftaarToreKallebergSeanicus4LouXIV
    WienerTobogganvladchocstr8outaCompUSA
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    *pushes all the buttons in the elevator*
    So, tell me about yourself

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    _traaceequitoruggeriSoMcginslindserlottChristyKroNormTheeStormcarlile_skesLilo1997
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    Mashalkhan56samywarriersarahrebeccahhanne2014xvelopourdeuxLilo1997King_Capybaraqueennicoco
    Thynebear
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Shout out to Mario Lopez's hair for being wet his entire life.

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    NormTheeStormCoolishCoolidgerayzvibebransrusCSPeskysamthetoucannnStephenRuhkristenq
    • 899
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    ZolfagaryJustMuteMeNowtonedeafvoiceMyNameIsJakeMan__bestcomicever_AmandaLou_Abfableejacobstea
    BeardSpiceBrookeTuzilayyhluscufanofhellarandomhimdaliamalekezeddalyrichmckay
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind.

    • 1,264
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    claire_brunsLilo1997_taylorapaynechesterwallaceslothhcatDispatchTerryCoolishCoolidgeChloeRemington
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    DispatchTerrymorgfulleatheselayztranquillizardstarwarsshirtenkiv2JoyMichelleTFallenAngelHeir
    IGotsSmartsABurgerADayvaporcoffin
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    My dentist's dick is now the mayor of my shoulder on foursquare.

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    _rickksrayzvibeprincesslisa20PaperWashoytamarindgrades_bbbethmccollKristinHuckabee
    • 594
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    nobadgrammargiventofly41mikeyyy92Zolfagarygrades_shutupheavVN_Rubengloriesky
    MaryKoCobloptilikeyouguysjjax44greenteam15r_wolfcastleClancycholesteroIfoucault_45
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    One man. One hockey mask. One pair of blue jeans. This summer Jason is putting the casual back in casualty: Casual Friday the 13th.

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    enkerichimaginarybloodgrimpossibleruth_truongCoolishCoolidge2_zigzagsBrandonEsWolfSCbchbum
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    enkerichimaginarybloodsassyasiyapsychoMUGAgrimpossiblenopantschancebhobhombPIGFARMINK
    bloptsam_reginaldlilnatebigworlddavid8hughesSomeChrisTweetsSpaceCatZero
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    *slams McDonalds counter*
    YOU HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU HAVE ROOT BEER! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?

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    tittysquadCoolishCoolidgembootierdrewhamm5anastasiajoyStephenRuhkristenqWhoopdeedoo22
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    Izxxytittysquaddontpanicllamagiventofly41RachaelButeraallylabellejh_rnamvdalton86
    Rich_McCarthymurrman5kyle_thatisallthenoahkinseyABurgerADayAdamOfEarth
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    Sorry I’m late, but in my defense I don’t really want to be here.

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    emmarantoncwash94quitoruggeriTatantrumNormTheeStormtotundraFunkinPandaleae123
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    GrammaWhoSaidHollyWestxConnolly343FunkinPandabeardstopherthesasspandaSilentStars222b00bsradley
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    As long as you say "think fast” you’re legally allowed to throw things at people.

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    emmaranton_traaceequitoruggeridiana_tbhhopefulmariaMadyMedleydadic00ltotundra
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    MadyMedleywalrusmafiasamiru27AshGaltryonume_NastayAlfavstar1000favsX47v9
    caliraingirlshutupheavHome_Halfway
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

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    emmarantonMarnieIvyLilo1997FunkinPanda2phone_bharatelwackoWoz8005circlejokes
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    MADEinamERICA09JesseSkidmoreWoz8005nickisdrunkRiggidyRatkaylameyerrrNicknamePeteRickHincks
    DanielRCarrilloblopt
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

    • 1,063
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    _traaceequitoruggerilaurashelbysgtpd75DispatchTerryericsshadowkthnxbithewayRaginJason
    • 641
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    Lilo1997kthnxbithewayRaginJasonChristianMcBanehappygerbalDanieChaseGradeAMuzikHunterClarky
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    The only reason they make yellow starbursts are for when someone asks you for one.

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    NormTheeStormBKLYNrelaxsjkemperrayzvibeStephenRuhkristenqdulcetry__________ericmorrissey
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    aford8469shadesoftaarSon_Of_No_One____lindsayk413SomeWhiteNoisetori2k15harooitsAlwynfrick182
    tdugtastefactoryphilyuckpattymo
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    There’s donuts in the break room if anyone's interested. There’s also a better life out there waiting for you if that’s what you’re into.

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    emmaranton_traaceeaclaredontcareDispatchTerrydiana_tbhmarty_franChristyKroMadyMedley
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    diana_tbhhilaryus__yokaylihaydeegarrote_kcain___shlove7benji13_MizzGibbons
    JaymayAllDayradtoria
  • tnylgn
      tony logan @tnylgn

    "Ok, folks. How can we make kids eat cat food?"
    "..Put marshmallows in it?"
    "YES!"
    - Initial Lucky Charms board meeting

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    shutupmikeginnCoolishCoolidgeanastasiajoyobi_ian_kenobisbrust2TexConnecticutmord0rbbbethmccoll
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    bloptWienerTobogganAdamOfEarth
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