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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Gift @tnylgn Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    “It’s almost 2015, why don't we have hoverboards yet?” he typed into a pocket-sized device that can do everything.

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    ruddell_mattheinbaughdavebrancosucksMarcARobinsongentleglidemckenxieraejackfate11Atta_Sarwar
  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Depression is like wanting to go home but already being there.

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    Sarrah_SloaniinkedZombieCpin42coolhands_lukeRamintaViz0n_the_house_weirdDreamerMaxOBren
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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.

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    halloweenbearshardlyrelevantUrqMyHeartbreana_menzelMirabelleMarieiinkedZombieCpin42_BryceARoni
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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Get your mom what she really wants for Mother’s Day: your shit together.

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    bmcduff7iinkedZombieMray901granthuhnadamholwerdabuoyancygodMarySteakhollyyy_78
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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    When someone asks if you want to play a board game they're really asking if you want to be angry at them in about forty five minutes.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    *pushes all the buttons in the elevator*
    So, tell me about yourself

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Man, what a day. *unvelcros shoes*

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    There’s donuts in the break room if anyone's interested. There’s also a better life out there waiting for you if that’s what you’re into.

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    Twisted_MettlePurple_whippedCatherineLMKgangrich666ChelseyBurrisPenguinRobotapatheticspazMixailovich
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    atieyKundeadobamaTrooperDannyThoseVoicesHannahTiedemannTwisted_MettlePurple_whippediinkedZombie
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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Shout out to Mario Lopez's hair for being wet his entire life.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Not sure about something? Flip a coin, because while it’s in the air, you'll realize that we’re all here by accident and money isn’t real

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    One man. One hockey mask. One pair of blue jeans. This summer Jason is putting the casual back in casualty: Casual Friday the 13th.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    My dentist's dick is now the mayor of my shoulder on foursquare.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    *slams McDonalds counter*
    YOU HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU HAVE ROOT BEER! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    "Ok, folks. How can we make kids eat cat food?"
    "..Put marshmallows in it?"
    "YES!"
    - Initial Lucky Charms board meeting

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Internet: Do you want to see celebrities without eyebrows?

    Me: No

    Internet: Haha yeah we know. Nobody does. Anyway, here they are

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

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    DONTJIMMYMEJULZJulesJuliettaTateRyannclowndroJoanofArc25chinchillawillyAdar79Angiejoshbg7
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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    Sorry I’m late, but in my defense I don’t really want to be here.

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  • tnylgn
      tnylgn @tnylgn

    As long as you say "think fast” you’re legally allowed to throw things at people.

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