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In Soviet Programming, World says hello to YOU.
"Galileo?! B-but... You're dead! We killed you!"
"Eppure mi muovo... motherfuckers."
Rumours of a suspect and arrest in the Marathon bombings, so this is a good time to remind everyone again about Richard Jewell in 1996.
So, confirmed once and for all: there is nothing that a woman can do on the internet that will not attract a horde of haters.
CNN may not be the fucking stupid news network we need, but it's the fucking stupid news network we deserve.
Wild Wild Wesley Crusher #worstwesternsever
I'm not saying oxygen CAUSES death, but 100% of people who breathe oxygen eventually die. #thinkaboutit #wakeupsheeple
I just remembered that Jeff Dunham exists, and now I'm going to be super angry about it for the rest of the day.
DUDEBRO used PICKUP LINE. It's not very effective...
I don't think there are enough jokes based on the fact that "dudebro" sounds like a Pokemon.
In America, we have no problem executing an innocent man, but we'll always give rapists the benefit of the doubt. #rapeculture
I hope that Richard Dawkins one day gets around to writing "Well That About Wraps It Up For God".
Somebody left this book on my doorstep. It's just got... names and numbers. Of people. Like, EVERYONE. Man, that's some fucked up shit.
Pip & Merry's Ice Cream: It comes in pints!