@notch Pfft. IPv6 used to be cool, before IPv4 ran out and it got all mainstream.

@tarastrong Some day, we're gonna need to have a Taracon just for fans of your 300 different characters.

In Soviet Programming, World says hello to YOU.

Mygod.jpg RT @agolas: RT @thatspuds: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" anagrams to "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn"

"Galileo?! B-but... You're dead! We killed you!"
"Eppure mi muovo... motherfuckers."

"She was too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements." RT @benito_cereno: Photo: saynathespiffy: Amazing. http://bit.ly/qT8ajs

Rumours of a suspect and arrest in the Marathon bombings, so this is a good time to remind everyone again about Richard Jewell in 1996.

So, confirmed once and for all: there is nothing that a woman can do on the internet that will not attract a horde of haters.

CNN may not be the fucking stupid news network we need, but it's the fucking stupid news network we deserve.

Wild Wild Wesley Crusher #worstwesternsever

I'm not saying oxygen CAUSES death, but 100% of people who breathe oxygen eventually die. #thinkaboutit #wakeupsheeple

I just remembered that Jeff Dunham exists, and now I'm going to be super angry about it for the rest of the day.

DUDEBRO used PICKUP LINE. It's not very effective...

I don't think there are enough jokes based on the fact that "dudebro" sounds like a Pokemon.

@drskyskull It's literally impossible to construct a Tesla coil without cackling madly about showing them all. #weirdscifacts

In America, we have no problem executing an innocent man, but we'll always give rapists the benefit of the doubt. #rapeculture

I hope that Richard Dawkins one day gets around to writing "Well That About Wraps It Up For God".

Somebody left this book on my doorstep. It's just got... names and numbers. Of people. Like, EVERYONE. Man, that's some fucked up shit.

@fakeeetiquette When informing people about my conspiracy theories, is "Hello? McFly??" or "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!" more appropriate?

Pip & Merry's Ice Cream: It comes in pints!