Isn't it kinda weird that the first game in which Arsenal's first-choice defense all play, they're fucking shit and let in 4 goals?

People who might be tempted to tout Barcelona's players as examples of great loyalty should look at their salaries and shut the fuck up.

Fans don't owe their club or its players shit. They're already giving their love, time, and money. Clubs belong to fans, not other way round

Lazio are fucking idiots for selling Muslera to Galastalray and Arsenal are fucking idiots for not trying to sign him.

Favorites are just retweets for cowards

When Pirlo left Milan for Juventus I thought his career was over. So torn up about it I made this http://t.co/r1MMrPEb

Germany vs Greece is going to be unbearable for the debt jokes alone.

People forget that being a nerd isn't all about obsession with things highly cerebral and uncool. You must also be sexually undesirable.

So, is "Cesc" a dirty word among gooners now?

Only Italians can make living with your mother seem badass.

NEW POST read it: 31 Reasons to Love Manchester United http://t.co/PnCnfRM

Fergie was a coward with his starting lineup, Mancini with his substitutions. Fuck the both of them.

BRODO SWAGGINS pic.twitter.com/AdbTzyIL

The only proper way to watch football is alone in a dark room.

All of you are wrong. Messi is human, WE ARE THE ALIENS

You guys, this dog http://t.co/SGhXi1SQ

Manchester United 8, Arsenal 2: Teaser Trailer #AFC #MUFC http://t.co/OVvdrZ9

"The Simpsons" Writers Reunion:  http://youtu.be/DtJ28qOEG1g  this is incredible i'm not crying

People booed Maradona because they were scared of him. They boo Suarez because they know it gets to him. And because he deserves it.

"You have to respect the players but also know how to manage them - it's the same with my wife." Oh Avram. Avram Avram Avram. Oh man. Yikes.