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Sometimes when I'm by myself I like to narrate my life out loud..
All of a sudden everyone is rhyming in there tweets
ta fuck your 21? "ive been 21 ever since i was 15 ta fuck you talking bout"
I don't fuck my friends girlfriends dawg "I do" I know "well as long as you know that" fucket
Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thirstday, Freakday, Sexday, Suckday
watching him keep the details covered youre such a sucker for a sweet talker
I wish I could get money for free without working or doing shit all day :/ damn life must be good #seriouslyjealous
I'll show you how to love if you let me . I'll stick around , I promise not to be just another memory.
Weekend in Ibiza
They hate me because I never break my neck to look at them
3:58 and 4:17 say it all and nothing at all
kicking it with someone thats high and cant fuction is the best thing you can ever do #hilarious
all of a sudden everyone smokes weed i remember when no one wanted to try it
EVERYONE!!!! 1 dollar burrittos in front of food4less theres a special today for like the 4 day weekened or something
You scratch my back ill scratch yours..
"See the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock" lol
chalk this up as another opportunity for me to try and make a footprint of my existence on this world