Sometimes when I'm by myself I like to narrate my life out loud..

All of a sudden everyone is rhyming in there tweets

ta fuck your 21? "ive been 21 ever since i was 15 ta fuck you talking bout"

I don't fuck my friends girlfriends dawg "I do" I know "well as long as you know that" fucket

Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thirstday, Freakday, Sexday, Suckday

@jessoncrack dark or black!! hell yea

@jessoncrack ain't nobody got time for dat!!!!

watching him keep the details covered youre such a sucker for a sweet talker

for hes a jolly good fellow http://t.co/m5BRg9qT

I wish I could get money for free without working or doing shit all day :/ damn life must be good #seriouslyjealous

I'll show you how to love if you let me . I'll stick around , I promise not to be just another memory.

Weekend in Ibiza

Take me out tonight take me anywhere i dont care i dont care i dont care http://t.co/xSaG77dM

They hate me because I never break my neck to look at them

3:58 and 4:17 say it all and nothing at all

kicking it with someone thats high and cant fuction is the best thing you can ever do #hilarious

all of a sudden everyone smokes weed i remember when no one wanted to try it

EVERYONE!!!! 1 dollar burrittos in front of food4less theres a special today for like the 4 day weekened or something

happy valentines day, on the bus sharing head phones http://t.co/ePO6pYmy

You scratch my back ill scratch yours..
"See the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock" lol