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Ignorance is like sleep, your initial reaction is to be angry at the person who wakes you up.
I'm at that awkward stage where I have the wardrobe of a skateboarder and the hairline of someone who yells at skateboarders.
When I was your age, there was no Wikipedia. We had to rely on men with beards.
Letting a bunch of straight folks decide on same sex marriage is like letting a bunch of men decide on women's reproductive rights. Wait.
I AM NOT SHOUTING, THESE ARE ALL ACRONYMS.
Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself that my car doors are all the same color.
"I like your pants and your shirt and your head." - 3-Year-Old Son
The stick figure decals on my car's rear window represent the people I've hit.
Before Facebook, how did women in their 30s share photos of themselves holding a glass of wine?
"Tighter, shinier!" - Football Pants Designer
Don't sweat the medium stuff, and it's all medium stuff.
Balloons are proof that we love to enslave things, even air.
"Traditional values" is code for separate water fountains.
Prehab would be a great name for a bar.
If I had known how much help they'd need with their electronics, I would've never had parents.
There's an infinite number of ways to do an infinite number of things and there's no inherent right and wrong. Go!
Gay people almost never use birth control or get abortions so that makes them the godliest.
Just passed by a mirror and realized I have a great personality.
Please send me your reasons for opposing same sex marriage, I'm making a scrapbook to embarrass your grandchildren.
It was the best of timelines, it was the worst of timelines.
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