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This is my favourite sketchbook page I've seen in a long time! Ohhh Vivi Hárshegyi you do good things. http://melyegezz-leleket.tumblr.com/image/40087992827 …
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Turn your chex mix into sex mix by fucking it.
i like being burned by delicate things
you have christ hanging on your walls like he fucking died there
Platoon is the worst comedy ever
*politely deletes ignored tweets*
Please respect my wishes to blow my nose this loud
When someone says I look good I'm like please don't act so surprised.
can't wait until the day i drunkenly mistake the tweet box for google search. even you frickers will be appalled
No one is here for you, Caitlyn.
The thing about bowling is, when you suck and you have to make that awkward turn around and avoid eye contact with everyone you came with.
Can I still call them "boyfriend jeans" if he was my husband and we've been divorced for years and I only wear them when I binge-eat?
It was the best of timelines, it was the worst of timelines.