HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST DISCOVERED?!! @buymywardrobe #awesomeness

“@oddestfacts: Three passionate kisses a day will increase your metabolism rate and cause you to shed an extra pound.” #kissmenow

@curvykate is my new favourite lingerie brand. #heaven

I love LDN cabbies. I love @hailocab. #appof2012 #happytimes

#Appoftheyear @hailocab #awesomeness Though wish it did pre-booked as well!

#absoluteclass “@thepoke: weather forecast of the week > BBC weatherman predicts bucketloads of c*** http://t.co/qOpuUs2B”

Slowpoke The Measured Goonie #class #awesomeness “@thepoke: What’s your sloth name? http://t.co/nHgPxswu”

In Suffolk. Ejits! “@thepoke: Check out where CNN has put London on the map.. http://t.co/pBc7Xyt7 (via @yaellevey)”

At risk of sounding like a party pooper, I'm not watching #xfactor any more. I'm not going to get that 2 hours back. #uttershit

@mrbird1995 A bit hypocritical of me given I often (sometimes affectionately) diss others. #ohtheirony #growabackbone

I cannot recommend @saucony trainers highly enough. This is thee most comfortable marathon training I've ever done. #berlinmarathon

Live images on #skynews from Eltham of people trying to kick off. Hoping for rain to deter any further trouble #eltham #UKriots #londonriots

Genius! RT“@susietc: @mrslrcooper If Bono and chris martin are both at glastonbury who is looking after Africa?”

The best dressed correspondent of the day is Alex Jones! #Bucklebury #RoyalWedding #BBCRoyalWedding

@salihughes According to the @bbcnews it's still St. George's today.

@godaddy are awesome and speedy with customer service! Very happy customer here!

#FemalesNeedTo honestly work our way to the top of the career ladder with integrity, worth and belief. Drop the feminism card, it's tired.

Did anyone else think Nicolo Festa (Italian auditionee the X factor) should be the next face of @burberry? Just a thought.