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Someday my grandchildren will ask me why Black Friday starts the Tuesday after Labor Day and Cyber Monday lasts until Christmas Eve.
Area Man Doesn’t Work, Plays On Drums All Day
Fun Fact: In most languages, “old” and “tired” are the same word.
To keep fares low at O’Hare, American Eagle’s gates are conveniently located about halfway to your destination.
Clumsy people in light colored shirts really should stay away from the blueberry Danish.
…I continue to fail to learn.
“When you’re at an event with schmoozing, always hold your drink in your left hand so you don’t give cold, wet handshakes.”
Picked up a new CPAP mask at lunch.
Speaking of which, remember those stupid thesis statements high school teachers always wanted you to write?
Yep, those are TL;DRs.
I find it fascinating how quickly “TL;DR” transformed from a perjorative comment about a post to a helpful summary within a post.
Isn’t it great how the sound of children playing is indistinguishable from the sound of children having started killing each other?
The cleaner iOS app user interfaces become, the dirtier I can see my screen is.
Enterprise IT involves much more explanation of the fundamental laws of time and space than one would think.
“We have several options to get your iPad repaired, before we go through them, what option would you prefer?” — Apple Support Chat #!Turing
Nothing ages you like being referred to as Gandalf when you still thought you were Aragorn.