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Jonathan Winters was crazy. Good kind of crazy, the genius kind. Make you laugh in parts of you that rarely laughed. Giggling bone marrow.
i was offended by Obama's sexist comment on how good-looking Kamala Harris is, because she's not.
Having a coffee and a pickle for lunch. Don't have an eating disorder just really lazy
Senator Michael Crapo was arrested in Virginia & charged with a DUI. With a name like that, is it any wonder he'd be drinking?
"DRAW YOUR WEAPON!" - art teacher Wayne LaPierre
"There" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes
Psy once sang an anti-American song. I had no idea Psy performed anything by Ted Nugent.
I'm taking the No Turducken Jokes Pledge this year. Join me, wont you?
Just found this website called "Hamster Dance." WHY DID MITTENS NOT USE THIS FOR HIS CAMPAIGN THEME SONG?
BREAKING: Romney leading in all Civil War reenactment states.
#Romney “Seeing him with Chris Christie is tearing me apart.” http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/romney-seeing-him-with-chris-christie-is-tearing-me-apart.html#ixzz2B1G6sTI9 …
Chris Christie decided to dress up as Barack Obama's best friend for Halloween.