Katrina and now Beyonce. The Superdome can't handle powerful women.

Romney's plan for women: I'll give you extra time to cook dinner.

Dear 58ish% of North Carolina: You are monsters.

OMG there is a legit "Vote Jedward for Eurovision" rally/march going through City Centre right now.

Oh my god, the ban on gay marriage has officially been defeated in Minnesota. I am literally crying now.

Illinois Senate passes marriage equality 34-21! #ILequality #ILove

CANNOT WAIT for Ann Romney's Black Swan performance. "I WAS PERFECT."

"Foreign policy of the 1980s, social policy of the 1950s and economic policy of the 1920s” BOOM! Republicans in a nutshell. #2012Debate

Selina in the Situation Room during the Bin Laden raid. #mememaam @veephbo @officialjld pic.twitter.com/BuqEl9v88O

I was bullied too, and look at me now, I have in-unit laundry!

OH MY GOD, @kelly_clarkson and @michellebranch ARE BOTH REPUBLICANS! MY EARLY TEENAGE SELF IS JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE!!!

Guy in front of me at the bagel place just ordered an everything bagel with blueberry cream cheese. I audibly gagged.

Dr. King would be so proud of Whole Foods. pic.twitter.com/oJrytyrfuO

If there's silver lining to wrongful accusation, I hope it's that he's found. MT @ase: Video that Sunil's family made  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t12tfTJ10bU …

Yes this exists, and it's now mine! :D pic.twitter.com/FL1s6Hqs

Anyone else misreading #LizandDick as #LizardDick?

YES! “When you’ve walked through that doorway of opportunity, you do not slam it shut behind you.” Michelle's America is my America.

Italian-American culture really is just a series of momma's boys and daddy's girls. And I'm okay with that.

I will now always associate Jessie J with Taco Bell.

Today's the last day to vote for me for the Challenge Detroit fellowship! It's easy and would make a big difference.  https://toptabapp.com/e/2oud?p=r5