Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Listening to #sfscanner, those of us here in Seattle can definitely relate. It gets pretty crazy here after those WNBA title wins.
Jackass takes home a 51” TV at midnight Black Friday sale, leaves 2yo behind: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/23/massachusetts-man-takes-home-tv-leaves-kid-during-black-friday-shopping-cops/ … (via @felipem79)
The boy, to me: “Dad, when you were a kid, did you get electrocuted a couple times?”
“Um… no. Why?”
“No reason. Just wondering.”
Why the fuck does this incessant theme of Tebow overcoming such adversity keep going? Full-ride D1 QB, NFL draftee, privileged white male...
The boy’s latest unfortunate catchphrase, before he tells a joke:
“I’m gonna joke you off!”
Goddammit. I just tried to pinch/zoom a photo in today’s NY Times Magazine.
The print edition.
The boy just out of the tub and streaking through the apt: “Who wants to hear me play my butt-drums?”
Then proceeds to slap his own ass.
The boy just asked to rewatch last night’s debate. He’s expressing genuine concern that Romney might win & what it might mean.
The boy's playing doctor. He just walked into the room with a latex glove on one hand, stating "give me your butthole".
The boy just fell into the toilet.
Bravo to the NY Daily News. Shame on Congress: http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1293474!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/dailynewsfront-0320.jpg … (h/t @wwbaker3)
And…we've reached that point in the evening where everyone else in the house is asleep & I'm eating leftover ham out of a baggie. Goodnight!
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