Here’s a working version of the Boston PD scanner, for anyone having trouble loading the Broadcastify version:  http://audio5.radioreference.com/446184308 

Listening to #sfscanner, those of us here in Seattle can definitely relate. It gets pretty crazy here after those WNBA title wins.

Jackass takes home a 51” TV at midnight Black Friday sale, leaves 2yo behind:  http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/23/massachusetts-man-takes-home-tv-leaves-kid-during-black-friday-shopping-cops/ … (via @felipem79)

This is oh so San Francisco. Here’s a link to the SF public safety scanner, mixed with ambient music:  http://cl.ly/2h3O3O1U1e0T 

Wow, @mat’s had a hell of an evening: http://t.co/Orqr83m8

Holy Christ people quit your bitching! There's this thing called a browser that allows you to use Google Maps in iOS 6! http://t.co/ZRS91vl4

The boy, to me: “Dad, when you were a kid, did you get electrocuted a couple times?”

“Um… no. Why?”

“No reason. Just wondering.”

Holy shit, @inthefade nails it. Meet the people @mittromney doesn’t care about: http://t.co/n8Iv6dNN

Why the fuck does this incessant theme of Tebow overcoming such adversity keep going? Full-ride D1 QB, NFL draftee, privileged white male...

The boy’s latest unfortunate catchphrase, before he tells a joke:

“I’m gonna joke you off!”

Goddammit. I just tried to pinch/zoom a photo in today’s NY Times Magazine.


The print edition.

Best way to tell who Facebook will be acquiring next? Figure out where @maxvoltar lands. First Gowalla, now Instagram, then…?

The boy just out of the tub and streaking through the apt: “Who wants to hear me play my butt-drums?”

Then proceeds to slap his own ass.

So @ricksantorum isn't just an anti-gay bigot; he also couldn't give a shit about sick kids: http://t.co/QDhTISRP (hat tip @joelhousman)

The boy just asked to rewatch last night’s debate. He’s expressing genuine concern that Romney might win & what it might mean.

He’s FIVE.

You know, "old skool" pepperoni pizza egg rolls. Like the pepperoni pizza egg rolls your grandparents grew up on (UGH). pic.twitter.com/xRU2Z4xb

The boy's playing doctor. He just walked into the room with a latex glove on one hand, stating "give me your butthole".

Aaaannnndddd.....






The boy just fell into the toilet.

Bravo to the NY Daily News. Shame on Congress:  http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1293474!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/dailynewsfront-0320.jpg … (h/t @wwbaker3)

And…we've reached that point in the evening where everyone else in the house is asleep & I'm eating leftover ham out of a baggie. Goodnight!