@giancarlo_volpe Thanks to you and your team for the 22 minutes my son and I spend every Saturday glued to the TV. We will miss this show.

If you're in the Denver area please go donate blood.

Overheard this at Target: Shopping girl: "I'm looking for a clock that's on California time?" Clerk: "I don't think we carry those anymore."

Hey @deviantart users, You don't need to post an image of every time your pencil has ever hit a piece of paper.

@jon_favreau First time my son met his sister: http://twitpic.com/1h66cu

@ricksantorum @govmikehuckabee @chickfila I'm amazed your brain has the power to spell and remember to breath in and out simultaneously.

"Everything starts with an imagination." Jack Feister, age 7, unemployed

A REAL American Hero: Dick Winters, of 'Band of Brothers' fame, dies | PennLive.com http://t.co/JncWgYb

Terrible superhero ideas: Pussy-Hound: Half man, half dog, half cat (I might need to check my math.)

I've been working on @sethmeyers new series, The Awesomes, the last few months. We premier August 1st on @hulu! pic.twitter.com/K0f4I065Wm

Taking with Jack Feister: "Ninja TurtlesblahblahblahWho would win a fightblahblahblah Godzilllablahblahblah minecraftblahblahblah fart."

But @pattonoswalt, gay gnomes are the reason there are no more gnomes.

I just heard a man call into to a Boston radio station to complain that we need to send the Mexicans back to Chechnya.

Wow. You'd think Ken Burns could afford a better haircut by now. #TheDailyShow

Gary #BadGIJoeCodeNames

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (covert-ops team) #BadGIJoeCodeNames

Hey folks, if you're not already following @madefire comics, now might be a good time to go get their app.

@zachbraff @donald_faison ...and just like that, all 8 seasons of Scrubs just got horribly rewritten in my head. #PrisonLove

I picked up Zero Dark Thirty on blu-ray today. Really disappointed with the Gag Reel. #NotFunny

@jakecastorena @giancarlo_volpe Just showed this to my now GL obsessed son. Mind. Blown. Thanks for a great show. You will be missed.