protip for @flickr: i bet if you ran a holiday special on pro memberships this year, you'd clean up.

.@anildash It's worth pointing out that @mlkshk is one of the few places on the web where it is ok to read the comments.

@anildash that's why i have "front-end juggalo" listed on my linkedin profile.

is there anything sadder than watching a friend or acquaintance attempt to become a social media maven?

if you were unnerved by @mat's recent article on password security, then you should find this terrifying as well  http://bit.ly/Xs04co 

Gonna be some sick 420 parties in Boston tomorrow, for sure.

i can't wait until people stop using the word "skeuomorphism" and go back to just using "tacky".

oh, east coast. look at you, so cute with your little earthquake.

san franciscans: please report to city hall at 18:00 for your mandatory gay marriage. if you do not have a gay, one will be appointed to you

If you ever dicksplain to me about how to make my coffee, I will proceed to dump half a cup of cream in it + 3 tbsp of sugar, b/c fuck you.

digg is only 5 years old? seems like i've been avoiding it for much longer than that.

i can tell that i am old now because it's saturday night and i am at home watching antiques roadshow.

I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT ANIMATED KIDS SHOWS WHEN I AM DRUNK.

If you think I'm not going to taco bell right now to celebrate, you are sorely mistaken.

sexy google reader share page zombie.

newsweek didn't make bachmann look crazy, bachmann makes bachmann look crazy.

a little surprised "The Young Ladies Illustrated Primer" is not an iPad app yet. not even as a faux one.

my phone just tried to autocorrect "burrito" to "nudity".

i want so many people to shut the fuck up and they just won't.

you guys should be pretty thankful for all the dumb twitter replies i type out and then delete after thinking about it for a sec.