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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Hey, it's 4/04. TODAY NOT FOUND. #nerdhumor

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    If you don't trust your employees to get their work done if they're not in the office, you have bigger issues than a telecommuting policy.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    So, the same people that decided pizza is a vegetable are now deciding whether censoring the internet is a good idea.

    Terrific.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Why yes, I *am* aware that your company has an app available. Are *you* aware that I really just want your website to work on my phone?

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Regardless of who was elected, tonight Wisconsin's most dedicated Representatives are sleeping on the ground outside the Capitol. #wiunion

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    You don't have to be gay or female or a minority to support equal rights for those groups. You just have to not be an asshole.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Let's all rehash the same arguments on Twitter just like the last time there was a tragedy, but then not do anything about it in real life.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Prayer: the belief that an omnipotent immortal being has a perfect plan for the universe but can change its mind if you ask nicely.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Media is calling the election with less than half the votes in yet, and we wonder why people think their vote doesn't count.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    A haiku:

    Why am I awake?
    I should be in bed by now.
    Just sleep on the couch.

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  • tomhenrich
     
    Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    @feliciaday Your ten-day outlook: Good time to make a change or stay the same. Partly cloudy, with a chance of this being total BS.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Regardless of who you voted for, Obama is making history by being willing to directly address the public via Twitter. #askobama #townhall

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Can we ease off the "everyone should learn to code" thing for now and focus on "everyone just learn the basics of using a computer"?

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft has been continuing to make Zunes all this time. http://j.mp/nqzigD

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Girl sees bear holding her little dog in its mouth, so naturally she PUNCHES IT IN ITS STUPID BEAR FACE. http://j.mp/qljpDR

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Removing access to contraceptives to discourage premarital sex is like taking away seatbelts to encourage safe driving. http://t.co/8qkXWDKr

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    I just ran 0 miles in 0 minutes and felt great because ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME IT'S A MILLION DEGREES OUT THERE. #failymile

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Amazingly enough, the supposed urgency of the task doesn't reduce the time needed to do it.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    Journalists: Please include a country name in your reports, as it's getting difficult to discern news about Iran from news about America.

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  • tomhenrich
      Tom Henrich @tomhenrich

    fauxcus • [ foh-kuh s ] • noun • unbroken concentration on something completely irrelevant to anything of importance

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@tomhenrich

You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.