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Hey, it's 4/04. TODAY NOT FOUND. #nerdhumor
If you don't trust your employees to get their work done if they're not in the office, you have bigger issues than a telecommuting policy.
So, the same people that decided pizza is a vegetable are now deciding whether censoring the internet is a good idea.
Why yes, I *am* aware that your company has an app available. Are *you* aware that I really just want your website to work on my phone?
Regardless of who was elected, tonight Wisconsin's most dedicated Representatives are sleeping on the ground outside the Capitol. #wiunion
You don't have to be gay or female or a minority to support equal rights for those groups. You just have to not be an asshole.
Let's all rehash the same arguments on Twitter just like the last time there was a tragedy, but then not do anything about it in real life.
Prayer: the belief that an omnipotent immortal being has a perfect plan for the universe but can change its mind if you ask nicely.
Media is calling the election with less than half the votes in yet, and we wonder why people think their vote doesn't count.
Why am I awake?
I should be in bed by now.
Just sleep on the couch.
Regardless of who you voted for, Obama is making history by being willing to directly address the public via Twitter. #askobama #townhall
Can we ease off the "everyone should learn to code" thing for now and focus on "everyone just learn the basics of using a computer"?
I just ran 0 miles in 0 minutes and felt great because ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME IT'S A MILLION DEGREES OUT THERE. #failymile
Amazingly enough, the supposed urgency of the task doesn't reduce the time needed to do it.
Journalists: Please include a country name in your reports, as it's getting difficult to discern news about Iran from news about America.
fauxcus • [ foh-kuh s ] • noun • unbroken concentration on something completely irrelevant to anything of importance
You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.